if we want to be accurate, we need to be drawing the hanged king with a broken neck and also a giant boner.
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if we want to be accurate, we need to be drawing the hanged king with a broken neck and also a giant boner.
Why can’t doctor hamm be Jacob and watches third.
probably because he fucking died but shhhh
also Conner x D-9341 realness.
He is my muse.
not my own rant, one from oomf!!
“Okay now that the #scpsedition tape is out to the public…
that shit is 100% mostly if not completely AI generated. Like, a lot of the comebacks sounded like ChatGPT’s way of being badass, and 035s writing was yeah.
It would also explain why the questions were weird and out of place. It also explains why 343 is suddenly the good guy, it explains why Watch didn’t seem to care despite being in the same room as TWO anomalies that tried to kill him. Even if you feed ChatGPT a script to go off of, it tends to completely/mostly ignore it which, again, explains 90% of the odd changes.”
this is so right it explains why they would just drag stuff on forever and then make weird ass analogies that made no sense like.,, why are we talking about trees so much. Why are we talking about a cheeseburger??? What’s going on????
going to bed I swear I just had a buh-buh-buh-brain blast
049 gets overwhelmed and goes nonverbal but has no idea how 035s telekinesis works even after like 1000 years of knowing eachother so they just expect 035 to know exactly what’s wrong but she is left bewildered and befuddled
oh freak five
I haven’t drawn jack shit these past few months sweats. Also am I supposed to censor artistic nudity. Shrugs. I listened to a lot of Sade while drawing this I feel like it shows
so why is there no Robert x Ion wire play..??
i don’t think i talk enough about his flaws, so here’s one for y’all: 049 has a really short fuse. it’s something that bothers him & he’s tried on his own to work on it, but like. dude was born in the 1300s it’s not like we’re gonna have great results here lmao. instead all he’s really achieved is being able to calm down quickly, rather than not get mad in the first place
however he is also really bad at Sincere Emotional Discussions, including apologies. so instead of actually apologizing he has a tendency to just sit there in polite silence next to the latest target of his rage as some sort of weird peace offering, which ,, isn’t really enough
basically average interaction with 049 after one too many minor inconveniences can be summed up like this:
AND ANOTHER THING!
In both 049 and 035’s originally sedition, the topic of eachothers was brought up by referencing this specific addendum. READ THIS SHIT SO CAREFULLY.
SO THIS SITUATION RIGHT HERE IS CANNON TO THE FUCKING SEDITIONVERSE. If 049 in the new sedition hates 035 so bad because she killed Jolanda, WHY THE FUCK DID HE PURPOSEFULLY SEEK 035 OUT TO TALK DURING A BREACH AND THEN WAS SO MUCH HAPPIER AFTER TALKING TO HER?? This fuck ass sedition goes against so much of the lore that made these videos interesting in the first place.
also why would 049 hate god if he’s out here singing church hymns.
Spoilers ahead for the new SCP sedition!
I have an opinion to share: I did not like the new SCP sedition.
Personally I think it was very poorly written, despite having 4 script writers mind you. It had some good funny moments, I agree on that, but I have a few points I want to bring up to just rant about.
THISSSSSSS. It’s just so frustrating to see 035 used as a plot device to make 049 seem more likable. I feel like because 049 is significantly more loved and lowkey babied by the fandom Tats catered to that and ended up fucking over the character development for 035 that made her original sedition so interesting. There was real emotion there even if she was obviously manipulative and toxic. Her being morally corrupt wasn’t the only thing originally going on and that’s what made it such an interesting watch. She got genuinely mournful over the death of plague victims and the deaths of her cult members when she was young. She seemed like she actually liked 049 at some point and they had a history other than her being malicious and killing 049s daughter just because. Like?? THEH GAVE 035 NO MOTIVATION FOR KILLING JOLANDA? Why would 049 still work and hang around 035 after that. You can’t claim that everything in 049 and 035s seditions is null and void now because this sedition contradicts it. If that’s what we’re supposed to take from it then that’s such bad writing??? It just makes no sense given the lore we were given in past installments. Also WHERE WAS JACOBS??? HES NOT THERE BECAUSE HE WAS VOICED BY THEIR BEST WRITER WHO THEY KICKED OFF. WHERE WAS AMNESTY?? Ugh!!! Why does watch suddenly like 343??? Why the fuck did he keep growing trees and shit. It feels like every character got Flanderized to how the fandom views them. All 079 did was be hateful and beg for 682. All 343 did was make himself a candidate for power scaling. All 049 did was be a bad boy atheist and talk about how sad his life is and all 035 did was be unapologetically evil and easy to hate. When people say it all sounded so generated it’s not a exaggeration. It feels like a chat bot was given a bare bones prompt and tried to do its best without the nuances that it would need to make lore that’s actually cohesive to the plot that was created in previous seditions. It’s difficult to be grateful for something that was teased for so long and then what we got wasn’t what was promised. Sigh. I didn’t like it. Just my opinion though.
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O5 Jacobs Animation I made by recommendation of oomf @/OfPatchWorkBirds !! If u like Scp sedition u should follow him he makes peak art over there. I’m having a lot of fun messing with toonsquid rn chat this is awesome
fuck you @scp035sdiscordkitten
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TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY
“You seem like a honorable, attractive man,” Hasel took Polonois hand, softly caressing it with his thumb. “I should wonder why you’re not married?”
Polonoi felt his chest tighten at the touch. “I’ve not found a companion who could handle me.” He shrugged. Hasel tilted his head, looking Polonoi up and down with clear interest.
“I believe I’ve handled you well, yes?”
“Heh, but you don’t seem to be a woman, Sir.”
“And you don’t seem like that’d bother you.”
Hasel dipped his head to kiss the back of Polonois hand. “What a pleasure to see you again.”
Swaps AU because I can’t stop thinking about them OH MY GODDDD FLIRTY 049 HAS MY HEARTTTTTTT
I’ve also changed how I draw 049. Again. I can NEVER settle on a way to draw his head, but I think I’ll put the human head shape to rest for the time being.. I don’t like the idea of 049 being very birdy, but the more I draw it, the more it grows on me. Also I can now make them kiss mwah mwah