Eve's Blog

Eve | she/they | 21+ | 🏳️‍⚧️ 🃏 @EveeMTG

[evehasablog]

A/B testing my drafts on the homunculi I keep chained in my basement

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[evehasablog]

I Found Out I'm a "Mid Bitch" With Wonderful Vibes

[evehasablog]

addressing my amazing digital controversy

[evehasablog]

tracking my drafts per hour for a manic episode like economists track the gdp for a recession

[starmim]

Shane Hollander deserves some t girl friends. I will not be elaborating.

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[starmim]

My favourite thing about being crazy about saw 2004 is the concept of saw is so embedded into cultural consciousness so when I see a post that says “put Liam Lawson in a saw trap” I get to think about my favourite son Adam for a moment

[threedollarsdotcom]

age regressed 2 weeks so I can fail my finals again

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[curlymcclain]

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[foldingfittedsheets]

at some point in your life you will be bringing sugar and butter to boil for toffee and you will think “it hasn’t thickened enough.” that is the devil talking. the toffee needs to cool before it can set. this is how you end up with toffee that will annihilate your mouth. learn from this folly.

[evehasablog]

well my devil is cool and sexy and has three michelin stars sooooo...

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[thefaiao]

A good post is like a soaring spear which pierces the heart of the Thunderbird

[nellygottabelly]

I’ve been such a good puppy this fiscal quarter

[dandunn]

My entry for the second round of the Pokedex collab by @poketcg-art!

Pupitar is one of my all-time favourite pokemon so I had to grab him. Idk what compelled me but I decided to use my (little) sewing knowledge and do it with craft felt. I did not realise that I had no white sheets left and so had to use minky which sheds A LOT so I'll take that L I suppose.

Original card is HGSS Unleashed by Sumiyoshi Kizuki. I love cards that tell a story and I love the accompanying Larvitar that goes with this one, and it's fun seeing him bust outta there.

Also please appreciate the fact that I did hand-embroider all of this 😂 (except the parts i just glued on shhh)

[undying-princess]

insidejob from a girl with huge 9/11's 😳