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@starmim
other TPs and sporting directors: well we could try to overrule the penalties but that's sort of beneath us and embarrassing or whatever like it doesn't look very good on us
Flavio Briatore who has committed literally every crime ever imaginable: hold my fuckass tinted glasses im gonna fight the FIA
airport - hollanov - @hollanovbingo - word count: 322 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3
Shane nearly jumped out of his skin when he saw 'Lily' appear on his phone screen.
It probably wouldn't have been nearly as surprising if he hadn't been sitting staring at his screen, but that was another story.
"Hel–hey," he answered, swallowing all the eagerness he could, fighting to sound casual as he answered the call.
"Hello," Ilya replied, sounding anxious. "I am–I am at Boston airport. Just got through security. Um. Flight is on time."
He could have texted Shane that information, but neither of them pointed that out.
"Ah–good," Shane nodded jerkily, relief and terror flooding him in equal measure. Fuck. Ilya was actually doing this. Flying here. Coming to Shane's cottage.
"Man at security tried to–what is it called? Frisk me? But I told them I already have other plans for someone to touch my dick," Ilya continued, a little smile in his tone, now.
Despite his nerves, Shane snorted. "Shut up," he muttered, shaking his head fondly.
Silence.
"You are...ah...still picking me up?"
Shane gulped, looking around. "Yeah. Um...if you still want me to, that is. If it's too...weird, or whatever, I can get a car service, or see if there's taxis, or, um maybe there's public transpor–"
"Hollander."
"Yeah?"
"I want you to."
He breathed a sigh of relief. "Okay."
Silence.
"You will be there on time?"
He bristled. "Yeah, Rozanov, I'll be there on time!"
Ilya laughed. "I am just saying! You probably have to leave soon, yes? You don't want to be late."
Shane frowned, rolling his eyes. "Yeah, yeah. You're right, I should...yeah."
"Okay."
Silence.
"I will see you soon, Shane."
Fuck. It wasn't fair how much that made him smile. "See you, Ilya," he murmured.
When the line went dead, he sighed, looking out his car window to the deserted airport parking lot, where he'd already been waiting for half an hour.
Yeah....he definitely wouldn't be late.
so we all agree ilya likes how much of a jock shane is, right?
ilya loves how soft shane is with him, yet how firm his thighs, back, and arms are when ilya grabs them, how soft his pecs are to the touch yet at the slightest squish they turn solid
he loves how stupidly hot shane looks in his compression shirt, white baseball cap and his stupid white socks from some random athletic brand that sponsored him
ilya loves his jock
(and the jock strap)
LESTAT + 'nice'
Another heartbreaker?
Contrast his reaction to seeing Gabs again vs. how he reacted to seeing Louis again —
it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad
mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy
saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.
I love Jacob Tierney!!
source
Armand is here 😍
Let him out of his enclosure (saw bathroom)
Lestat: whoring around as a rockstar, telling his life story
Armand subplot:
IWTV as narrated by Louis: a tormented prose writer chronicles how his love blossomed in his heart. you will ache and feel visceral gothic roots in your hearts
IWTV as narrated by lestat: your least favorite coworker’s favorite YouTube vlogger recalls their crazy night out (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Louis not mentioning that Lestat has scars dosen't even bother me because it's literally not an important detail to mention. When you're with someone for such a long time their tiny little flaws don't even register to you anymore, the scars are small easy to overlook and not even important to the story Louis is telling. So I don't understand why people are using that as a "Louis was always a liar" gotcha momment, it's such a tiny little inconsequential detail. I have some scars on my legs and half the time it dosen't even register in my brain that there are scars there, if promted then yes I know it's there but in daily life your brain just glosses over these small things, I'm not deliberately *lying*.
Daniel saying that he's going to take his musical documentary about the lead of a flopping rock band who pretends to be a vampire all the way to Cannes is so fucking funny, stay delusional king, never change.
pointed daniel molloy question repeated to demonstrate the issues of the narrator which are reflected in the story, welcome back "was it raining louis?"
listen im as loustat as they come but some of yall NEEEEEED to take the shipper goggles off from time to time and actually engage with the text as the form of art it is. I just saw someone say "I came here for loustat not lestat and his mommy issues" YIKES MY GUY!!!!! THIS IS THE TRAUMA SHOW!!!!! IT IS HERE TO DISCUSS AND EXPLORE TRAUMA!!!!!
OPEN YOUR EYES AND EARS AND TAKE YOUR PHONE OUT OF THAT DAMN HAND WHILE YOURE WATCHING!!!!!!
ilya sees shane’s soft cock and is desperate to get his mouth on it not even in a sexy way he just loves it so much and it’s so pretty and he’d like to kiss it maybe fondle it a little please please please hollander
ilya sounds sooo much like lestat when he says "what is your room number"
