Evelyn

I am a huge nerd, and I like scp, dnd, undertale, fnaf, jackbox games, and a whole lot more! Glad to be here! :D (16 yrs old)

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Random game proposal that I thought of:

The Hitman series x I Expect you to Die series, and they’re both after the same person, chaos ensues. Plus they both have a vr game so multiplayer could work well.

In case you don’t know here’s the main characters in a nutshell btw:

Agent 47 (Hitman 1-3): A genetically perfect hitman/spy, has no physical or mental weaknesses

Agent Phoenix (IEYTD 1-3): A secret agent who has telekinetic abilities and can rise from the dead, he’s done so twice!

Idk I just wanted to get this out of my brain, but if there’s another game that’s similar to these games you could possibly add those too.

[evelyn-the-nerd]

A message for Remy II

This is gonna sound odd, but if your name is Remy the second, Hermes asked me to tell you, “Tell Remy II no more hahas” I have no clue what this means but if your name is Remy and I’m assuming you’re the second of something AND you work with Lord Hermes than no more hahas for you.

…That or I did the pendulum wrong and or Hermes is messing with me lol. I got permission from him to post it on here so you’d better be here. If there’s another witch who works with him that can help me out pls do though.

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Can someone who’s a more advanced witch than me explain why talking with Hermes felt so hard? I went through like 15 cards, at one point thinking I was talking with Hades, just for Hermes to be messing with me and just tell me that if I work hard I’ll strengthen my relationship with the gods I currently work with???

[evelyn-the-nerd]

A conversation I recently had as a pagan witch:

Artemis: Hey Asclepius (god of medicine that I sometimes communicate with) can you come here for a second?

Asclepius: Yeah? What-Oh dear.

Me who has had WAY too much sugar in one sitting and has a stomachache: …Worth it!

Asclepius: Okay cmon let’s go drink water. -_-

[evelyn-the-nerd]

For some reason yesterday I got really overwhelmed… because I felt like I could feel every pore on my back- why am I like this?!?!

[evelyn-the-nerd]

I don’t know why I do this, but with any angsty, male character, I give them a mullet. Seriously.

My version of Michael Afton? Mullet.

My human design of both Meta Knight and Dark Meta Knight? Mullet.

My version of half the male humanoid scps? Mullet.

My ocs??

MULLET!

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Update: I realized I may do this because I am probably one of the VERY few people who actually find mullets attractive??

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Was watching sander sides incorrect quotes and have an Egyptian mythology hyperfixation, and got this idea lol:

Ra: I’m leaving now, Osiris is in charge, I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.

Set: Okay mine just says “Set no”?

Ra: Yeah you can apply that to any situation.

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Set dismembers Osiris

Ra: I WAS GONE FOR TEN MINUTES WHAT HAPPENED?!?

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Was watching sander sides incorrect quotes and have an Egyptian mythology hyperfixation, and got this idea lol:

Ra: I’m leaving now, Osiris is in charge, I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.

Set: Okay mine just says “Set no”?

Ra: Yeah you can apply that to any situation.

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Hey how come some people will say they don’t like something and then just excel at it??

Like in my art classes there’s kids who say they don’t want to be here and constantly complain, but then pull out the best figure drawing I’ve seen out of nowhere?

Why is that??

[absolutleynobody4961-deactivate]

Tip for artists or general creators: while you’re doing what you’re doing, act like you’re giving a tutorial.

[evelyn-the-nerd]

Okay our first step in drawing a dog is make the sketch, and now we start on the lineart… op that’s bad hang on- nope I did it again- oh my gosh this is hard.

[pukicho]

Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)

[fellow-hooman]

I eat him

[pukicho]

What the fuck

[pukicho]

what the fuck

[evelyn-the-nerd]

And then he turned into a worm✨

[evelyn-the-nerd]

So we all know that in the Kirby universe there’s two characters: Meta and Morpho knight. Both of these words are syllables in the word metamorphosis. Meaning that we are going to get a fourth character called Sis Knight, in this essay I will-

[evelyn-the-nerd]

I was doing some research on Kirby lore and I came across this image from Kirby Star Allies and for some reason I imagine them drawing while also talking about their trauma. Like:

Adeline (The human girl on the bottom left): Yeah so I heard from Ribbon that our fairy queen was possessed by dark matter and I’m honestly scared we let them run our planet while being possessed.

Daroach (The rat): You think that’s bad? I got possessed by one myself! I got possessed by this star thing called Dark Nebula after I opened a chest, and I feel like that knight guy knew about it!

Dark Meta Knight (The one in the mask): You mean Meta Knight? Yeah I think that’s something he would do. I literally managed to seal him in a mirror and broke it and he still got out! Plus my sword was just horrible cause it didn’t kill anyone it would just split them into four people, literally!

Ribbon: And who do we all blame for this?

All: Kirby!

Ribbon: No!

(I labeled them because I’m pretty sure my dad is going to see this) …I’m realizing I might’ve made a new AU where Adeline goes through a villain arc-

[evelyn-the-nerd]

TIL that I am a sequential thinker, meaning I can organize information and understand it. But also I realized I might be a bad one because I’m not at all patient with other people, I get stressed when a schedule changes, and I can’t exactly identify vocabulary well.

Then again I’m autistic along with 6 other mental disorders so who the hell knows! I got this from a test at school btw so yeah it could be wrong but dang it was incredibly close!

[evelyn-the-nerd]

One time as a kid I got a lava lamp, and to get me not to break it, my dad told me there was real lava inside. This ended up working a bit TOO well, and caused me to be nervous around lava lamps. So when I got older and was trusted with a lava lamp, I said no because there was real “lava” inside…and then my dad told me there wasn’t lava…and I was surprised I hadn’t realized it sooner.

I wasn’t even sure if he said the lava thing as a joke or not, but I can safely say I have a lava lamp in my room now, and my dad’s weirdly stupid method works. So use it on your kids I guess.

[evelyn-the-nerd]

I don’t know why I do this, but with any angsty, male character, I give them a mullet. Seriously.

My version of Michael Afton? Mullet.

My human design of both Meta Knight and Dark Meta Knight? Mullet.

My version of half the male humanoid scps? Mullet.

My ocs??

MULLET!

[evelyn-the-nerd]

I like designing clothes and one day I tried to design a tank top that would cover your shoulders to fit the dress code at schools. Shortly before I had finished it, I realized… I just made a shirt.