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I also write fic on Ao3!
I don’t have any DNIs, and my inbox is always open! Go crazy y’all!! (I do take fic prompts, but I can’t promise to always write them!)
btw i love when dubcon is used in fiction as a way to explore characters. i love when characters don’t understand how to “properly” ask for consent because they have never had their consent respected in their lives. i love when traumatized adult characters make potentially unwise choices about what to do with their bodies because they have the autonomy to do so. i love when characters make choices that i personally wouldn’t make, but i can totally understand how they got there. i love when characters have complex, fucked up, unhealthy dynamics, but still care about each other and want to do better. i love when writers trust audience members to read between the lines instead of spoon feeding them moral lessons. i love when characters are allowed to actually fuck up and have mistakes to learn from!
Alright, happy Pride Month! Which of the Boyds are going to the pride parade? Bonus: if they are, what are they wearing?
Steve Murphy: It’s a balmy Saturday June morning when Javi shows up at the Murphy house rocking a see-through tie-dye shirt the color of the bi flag and grinning evilly. He is taking Steve to Pride and he will not accept no for an answer! Steve tries to squirm out of it by insisting he’s gotta do chores for Connie, but Javi just dials Connie right up and she laughs and tells him not to let Steve pussy out! She’s perfectly capable of mowing the lawn herself and changing the cat’s litter!
Steve doesn’t dress any differently from usual, but the dad jeans/tight red polo/mustache combo absolutely attracts some attention regardless. Everyone assumes he and Javi are a couple that’s cruising for a third, and after a sufficient amount of tequila shots, they do end up in a dingy bathroom, clumsily pawing at each other while a pair of cute twinks in their early 20’s suck them off. Afterwards, Steve drunkenly calls Connie to tearfully confess, and she just explodes with giggles because, duh, she figured this would happen when Javi took him to Pride!
Donald Pierce: He’s strong-armed into going by Val and Gabby! In my head, this is some sort of semi-erotic humiliation/punishment Val and Gabby are inflicting on Pierce after one-too-many homophobic comments. Pierce dresses extra butch to compensate, but the combat boots and leather jacket on top of his usual meticulous grooming and sassy affect don’t actually make him seem any straighter. He spends the first hour sulking as Gabby and Val delightedly yank him around, but he gradually loosens up as time passes and nothing bad happens. But he keeps one of them by his side at all times! He will not be alone in this throng of gayness!!
Cap Hatfield: Nancy’s running a small craft stand selling steampunk pronouns pins and chainmail biker bracelets, and Cap is all dolled up as her booth girl! He looks so pretty with his glittery lip gloss, rainbow eye shadow, and his hair braided up with purple, gray, and white ribbons! And Nancy promises that for an extra $5, you can kiss him right on the lips! No tongue! That’s extra!
Clement Mansell: Clement initially tries to entice Sweety into going with him, and when Sweety predictably shoots him down he goes with Sandy instead. The engage in their fair share of usual PDA, which ends up going slightly viral and generating ~discourse~ over bi girls bringing their straight boyfriends to Pride. Nevermind that Clement is the bi one and Sandy is straight! (Sandy: Ahem, I identify as heteroflexible, thankyouverymuch!)
Clement loves an excuse to dress up; he’s wearing an open rainbow button-down with no shirt underneath, and he’s been picking up all sorts of Pride-themed memorabilia as he goes – he’s draped with beaded necklaces and bracelets, and he’s even got a pair of rainbow sunglasses!
The Corinthian: Oh, the Corinthian never misses Pride. It’s such a deliciously prey-rich environment! He doesn’t really participating in the parade, though – instead he lurks in the nearby bars or slithers his way through nighttime block parties. He dresses in his beige-toned usual business casual attire, but slips some old-fashioned hankies into his back pocket. He’s feeling nostalgic!
Eli Klaber: Oh, Klaber would never go to “Pride-as-a-protest”, but a socially permissible Pride, absolutely! He’s part of one of the floats: he’s fantastically femme and he looks stunning!
Danny Maguire: Aw, he doesn’t go, but he can hear some of the celebrations from his apartment and it makes him a little wistful. He’d be into the excuse of being “forced” to go by a friend, but alas, he doesn’t have friends like that!
Ty Shaw: His town doesn’t have a Pride parade, but he makes a point to go down to the one in San Antonio every couple of years. He usually goes with Sancholo and his boyfriend, but he’s gone with Abby before too, and he’ll absolutely try to drag Ben into the next trip. He goes in his full cowboy swagger, and he gets so much play.
Quinn McKenna: Quinn accidentally wanders directly into the epicenter of a massive Pride celebration. He’s not real sure why so many men in mesh crop tops are plying him with rainbow Jell-O shots, but whatever, he’ll never refuse a free drink. He bumps elbows with Nebraska at one of the outdoor pop-up bars and they strike up a conversation. He goes ahead and assumes Nebraska also just randomly stumbled his way here, and doesn’t question the glow-stick tiara, the hand Nebraska flirtatiously settles on his hip, or even the kiss Nebraska gives him after they exchange numbers. He texts Nebraska almost immediately to schedule a hangout. They will proceed to date for 6-months before Quinn is informed they are boyfriends.
Fishing 🎣🌲
A better version. Oughhh hold me back. He's adorable posing like this.
nobody asked for this, nobody wants this, this is pure self-indulgence, but y’all know I can’t resist some gleeful self-indulgence. Imma throw all the folks I ship Pierce with (Logan, Gabby, Diego, Val, Kostya) into various threesomes to see how disastrously it shakes out. (sorry Alvarez, you know I love you, but honestly, you’d probably manage to make it work decently well, or you’d just maturely nope out before it got bad and we need DRAMA)
Pierce/Logan/Gabby: This threesome is horrible for Logan specifically. Logan is their mutual crush, and they’re both tripping over each other to please him, and specifically please him BEST. They embody “ranked competitive sex” in the most obnoxious way. They spend the foreplay catfighting and the sex trying to one-up each other. They are both so needy and whine whenever Logan gives the other one too much attention. Logan finds them exhausting. He’s also weirded out by their tired-but-angry post-sex snuggles and kisses. After sex, Pierce and Gabby are all over each other. They maybe don’t notice Logan slipping away.
Pierce/Logan/Diego: This goes Bad. Logan doesn’t like Diego, first off! tbh, he’d probably be fine with him if they were just chilling in the woods together, quietly sharing a beer or tracking some deer, but in a sexual context, especially when they’re sharing someone else, Logan gets prickly. Meanwhile, Diego’s wildly jealous of Pierce’s massive childhood crush on Wolverine. Logan’s also more likely to push boundaries when he’s annoyed (he is currently very annoyed), and Diego’s gonna get territorial fast if Logan hurts Pierce in a way he doesn’t like. To add an extra complication, Logan and Diego are both vers, but they absolutely will not bottom for each other. The whole thing is a hot but deeply confusing experience for Pierce. He will jerk off to this memory so much. If Diego and Pierce were together first, Diego draws a line at any future threesomes with Logan; if Logan and Pierce were somehow the preexisting “couple”, I bet Logan just gives Pierce to Diego. Here, you seem to like my exhausting dog, you can take care of him. (Diego: Hooray! I’ll let him sleep on my bed and everything!)
Pierce/Logan/Kostya: This threesome does not happen. Kostya opts out immediately. Pierce looks at Logan hopefully to see if he’s still down. Logan is not still down.
Pierce/Logan/Val: This actually goes better than the others. Val is young and bubbly and cute, and Logan does have a soft spot for enthusiastic and sweet-natured kids deep, deep down inside. Logan might even let Val top! Watching Val excitedly top Logan while Logan curtly instructs him on what to do better is such a mind-fuck for Pierce. Ironically, Logan actually finds Pierce slightly more endearing when he’s making out with and/or being cutely submissive to Val. He doesn’t really touch Pierce much himself, but he’ll scruff his hair and maybe give his dick a few encouraging tugs, and Pierce melts for any and all of it.
Pierce/Gabby/Diego: Gabby isn’t super into Diego, but she could definitely get into a hinge threesome. They could co-top Pierce! One of them at each hole! She could be sweetly sadistic while Diego gets to be encouraging and dole out so much praise! For what it’s worth, I think Diego would love to watch Gabby ride Pierce, especially if they’re both femmed up in makeup and pretty lingerie. He wants to see some girl-on-girl action!
Pierce/Gabby/Val: Ooh there’s some real good potential here. This is maybe Pierce’s ideal threesome, in that it’s both low-stakes (not very scary!) and also so damn emotionally fulfilling! He loves them both so much! It’s easier with them than it is with anyone else! Gabby’s a bit harder to convince, but she could be very into bossing Val around a bit, or watching Val boss Pierce around. She likes to see her boy properly put in his place! She’s a fujoshi queen! Her and Val both have a similarly playful mean streak – they’d get such a kick out of tying Pierce up and making him watch while Val fucks Gabby, and then teasing Pierce and playing with him until he cums.
Pierce/Gabby/Kostya: This one is Gabby’s ideal threesome. Gabby is having a great time. Pierce is trying extra hard to demonstrate he knew Gabby first and best! He’s eating her pussy until her thighs are shaking! Kostya is showing off so smugly (in his own understated way), proving how well he can take a cock, how excellently and easily he can ride her! Flawless technique! Pierce cried a little when the tip popped inside too fast, embarrassing! Pierce gets a little insecure that Kostya has a bigger dick than him- honestly, all of these guys are bigger than Pierce, but he’s gonna be touchiest about it during this threesome. He’s supposed to be bigger and stronger and tougher than Kostya, at least! Why does Kostya have two extra inches on him?? Does Gabby like it better?? Does she think Kostya is more manly?? Pierce will make her cum a fifth time with his tongue so she forgets about Kostya’s stupid long dick and his stupid reverse cowgirl moves.
Pierce/Diego/Val: I think the actual sex goes very smoothly! this is pretty fun for both Pierce and Diego, but Val is only having a good time if he’s in a preexisting relationship with Pierce, or none of them are exactly together and they’re all just fooling around. If he’s the guest star for Diego and Pierce he feels sad and unloved! Ironically, Val would be totally fine participating in a larger gangbang where Diego and Pierce were an established couple, or if he’s still a working boy Diego and Pierce hired for the night! He just can’t know them both well and also be on the outside looking in! Extra wrinkle though - Diego’s not super into Val. He likes him, and he very much likes his dynamic with Pierce, but he’s not intensely sexually drawn to him.
Pierce/Diego/Kostya: this would be one of the rare occasions where Kostya wants to top. He finds Diego intimidating, and he already feels vulnerable enough when he’s bottoming if the circumstances aren’t ideal with one dude, let alone two. Pierce maybe just ends up sucking Kostya’s dick while Diego fucks him. Diego gushes about how adorable they both are. Can they kiss? He wants to see them kiss, they’re so cute!
Pierce/Val/Kostya: Hilariously, this is actually decently workable if (and only if) Pierce meets/falls for Kostya first. Otherwise it’s a fucking mess.
there's an old anne rice interview circulating on twitter rn that i remember reading ages ago where she makes a pretty salient point about how submissive men who have bdsm fantasies etc will go to a sex worker and basically order the ala carte version of their fantasy to be performed in real life but women don't really have that same option and certainly not at the same point of availability so they read her horny books instead. and honestly that argument has been in the back of my mind every time people get on their high horses about the popularity of booktok romantasy novels or heated rivalry or whatever the "women are horny and we're upset about that" cultural property du jour is ever since. women, especially straight women, have so few outlets for their sexual desires, especially if they have a partner who doesn't share them, and i will never understand why "someone ELSE'S private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it, even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all" is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people.
Happy pride!!
Party time! Someone has invited the Boyds to one of those parties where you go as the character/person/thing that spurred your sexual awakening. What do the Boyds go as? (Note: given these chucklefucks, there's a difference between what they go as and what it really was).
Steve Murphy
What they go as: Haha, well, he’s in a suit with a generic “FBI” badge affixed to it, and anytime he’s asked who he is he snappishly retorts, “Watch the X-Files, idiot.” Is he Mulder or Scully?? Nobody knows.
What it actually was: Steve has watched, like, two episodes of X-Files. There’s a reason he won’t say who he is, and that’s ’cause he doesn’t actually remember the characters’ names. Whoops! Look, he already has a suit, this was the easiest costume there was! His actual sexual awakening was that slightly-age-inappropriate book he read in 4th grade about the Spartans, that described the shocking tradition of Spartan girls shaving their heads and donning men’s tunics for their wedding nights! How perverse and barbaric! Steve rereads this book until the pages start to fall out. Steve can’t quite conceive of a gay marriage, so this is the closest he can get!
Donald Pierce
What they go as: Cinderella, which lets him simultaneously pretend to be straighter than he actually is, and also dress up all pretty and femme. He absolutely shaves his face for this one.
What it actually was: Aw, Pierce was a bit of a late bloomer in some ways – aside from the occasional butterflies he’d get reading Wolverine comics, he didn’t really start getting crushes/nascent sexual feelings when his peers did. His first sexual awakening hit him like a freight train, and it was totally unexpected. He was not expecting that book he plucked from his grandma’s box of dusty romance novels to be what it was! Pierce would read those bodice rippers under his covers with a flashlight, wide-eyed and dry-mouthed! He especially loved the scenes where the cruel love interest eventually realized what a good, sweet girl they had and desperately apologized for all their brutish misdeeds!
Cap Hatfield
What they go as: Raven from Teen Titans. Growing up he really did think she was cute, and it’s fun dressing all goth!
What it actually was: He doesn’t remember anything else about that Sailor Moon episode other than Sailor Moon being captured and tied up! Yeah, that one stuck around in his head for a while! There was a period where he would insist on playing “Sailor Moon” with Nancy and all they’d do would be taking turns chasing each other and tying each other up.
Clement Mansell
What they go as: Lola Bunny! How cheeky and adorable!
What it actually was: There was a period when Clement was around 9-10ish that Piper had a fairly regular client that was kinda-sorta her boyfriend. Some of Piper’s clients would act creepy or overly solicitous towards Clement, but never Hunter. He’d take care of Piper when she was fucked up from drugs or booze (and sometimes stop her if she started to fight with Clement), and he babysat Clement a decent amount when Piper couldn’t or wouldn’t look after him. Piper did not do her due diligence here. She so lucky Hunter wasn’t a creep! Hunter was pretty great with Clement – he’d help him with his homework, make him dinner or get him takeout, and he’d never let Clement put on the sort of R-rated VHS’ Piper let him. Not the best influence though, he taught Clement how to pick his first lock and took him out shooting a few times! Clement would pretend Hunter was his dad, but he actually started getting jealous whenever Hunter was with his mom. He wanted him all to himself! He developed such a precocious crush, which is… maybe the reason Hunter left.
The Corinthian
What they go as: He makes everyone at Rose’s party uncomfortable by showing up as a sexy dead body. Specifically a murder victim, of course.
What it actually was: Dream. And I sometimes like to think he has an especial fondness/fixation on the version of Dream he first knew, which was his Kai’ckul aspect. Corinthian sometimes misses him!
Eli Klaber
What they go as: Jeannie, from I Dream of Jeannie!
What it actually was: It actually was I Dream of Jeannie, but less so Jeannie herself and more the idea of being her. Still, most people are gonna assume he had a crush on the sexy and eager-to-please genie, and whatever, he’s fine letting them think that!
Danny Maguire
What they go as: Kim Possible, mostly because it’s an easy costume and has that femme tomboyishness Danny can really get into when given half an excuse.
What it actually was: Duchess from Aristocats. No, he’s also got no clue why. No, he’s not a furry. He would very, very much like to snuggle up with Duchess, though! Shut up, he’s done taking questions!
Ty Shaw
What they go as: Princess Peach.
What it actually was: Well, Princess Peach, but specifically because of how often she’d get kidnapped. Ty used to breathlessly imagine what it’d be like if he got to kidnap her!
Quinn McKenna
What they go as: Seven of Nine, which tracks for everyone at the party. Stands to reason Quinn would go for the sexy and ruthlessly logical cyborg!
What it actually was: It was a sexy and ruthlessly logical cyborg that triggered his sexual awakening, but instead of Seven, it was actually that scene in Terminator 2 where Sarah Connor, biceps glistening, performs surgery on the stoic T-800. He got so many confused feelings hearing Sarah call the T-800 “it”, and that grudging respect she developed for it for being such an efficient and well-made tool! But, that’s harder to explain, so whatever, Seven of Nine is close enough.
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
I can see Corinthian being into lollipops for the phallic implications and Steve being into cotton candy lol
Obsessed. Corinthian sucking on a lollipop, yes please
May I inquire what the Boyds favorite desserts are?
You may!!!!!!
Steve Murphy: For some reason, I have this very specific mental image of Steve ordering a vanilla soft-serve with a chocolate shell. It’s so quintessentially American, and I bet it makes Steve so nostalgic for humid West Virginia evenings as a kid, getting victory ice-cream with his baseball team. He’s never managed to eat any kind of ice-cream without making a mess. Connie smartly brings baby wipes whenever they go out for soft-serve, and after an instance of Steve touching Javi with sticky fingers, Javi starts to, too. Steve thinks they’re making a big deal out of nothing. He licked his fingers clean, he’s good!
Donald Pierce: Oh, I always headcanon Pierce as having such a sweet tooth! In particular, I think he’s always partial to pastries and/or chocolate, so he gets obsessed with churros when Gabby introduces him to them. He likes them hot out of the oven and served with melted chocolate for dipping! He orders them at restaurants and Gabby is lucky if she gets more than one. The rest of the night Pierce complains about how full he is.
Cap Hatfield: Butterscotch candy! And that’s for historical and modern Cap! Modern Cap, in particular, will absolutely tear through granny’s bag of Werther’s Originals.
Clement Mansell: I think it’s got something to do with his Midwestern sensibilities, but I bet Clement really gets into a good pie. His favorite is custard pie, and he has opinions on how to prepare the crust.
The Corinthian: Sorbet! He feels very fancy eating it. And he’s been a fan of that type of dessert since, basically, his conception. In ancient Macedonia, there was a shaved ice variation he adored – snow mixed with milk and fruit and honey.
Eli Klaber: Frankly, he’s into anything that sounds a bit fancy, especially if it’s French. Crème brûlées are perfect!
Danny Maguire: You know, based on that scene where his dad’s recollecting about Danny getting presented with a fancy lobster and asking, unimpressed for chicken tenders instead, I bet he likes a classic, no frills dessert! Maybe a warm chocolate chip cookie!
Vic Owen: Brownies. Maybe they’re weed brownies, maybe they’re not. He’s not sure time! Anyway, he ate three of them.
Ty Shaw: S’mores! And specifically, Ty loves the ritual around it as much as the dessert itself. It’s a fun, active snack you make around a nighttime fire with friends and family!
Quinn McKenna: There’s a really good protein bar that tastes just like a Twix.
a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you
sometimes the reason is this
reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy
Reading @derinthescarletpescatarian's stories tbh.
Does your OC have a face claim (person who you believe your OC bears a strong resemblance to)?
Ruben admitting his abuse and being the messiest victim (complimentary!!), and the show/dialogue not shying away even a little from the awful reality that bodies react, there can be feelings of physical pleasure, and jfc the way that can fuck you up the most
“In some ways, it was the closest I’ve ever been to someone.”
Holy fuck, Half Man, the show that you are…
(also, Richard Gadd, where’s your Ao3 handle?? I know you got one)
Ok bud put that tongue back.
