[sarahconnorjr]

I made this joke three years ago, I want 0.001% off the gross revenue of the movie

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[violentcrumbles]

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[lotrfashion]

Dress for Eowyn

[tastefullyoffensive]

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[evenstar0]

how I tell stories

me: and then she was like

me: and im like

me: but then shes like

me: then theyre like

me: so i was like

me: yeah like

me: i know like

me: ye

[disneydorito]

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[valykas-deactivated20190916]

This is amazing

[fartproducer-deactivated2026013]

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

[jessehimself]

[vsnaire]

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

[fggssdf-deactivated20150219]

Everyone should fucking read this

[faith-in-dean]

This is not just NY. Basics for every big, busy city etc.

[muchadoeaboutnothing]

^^^

[tastefullyoffensive]

[amplitudeandexcursion-deactivat]

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[ricca-raccoon]

@ohtze @little-scribblers-heart @avenrue @holocroning @ashesforfoxes

[dailytwitterposts]

[hamsterobsessed]

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

[blackness-by-your-side]

word