autism win.

[anarqueeen]

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anyway the thing about Ratthi and Gurathin is that I could get behind them as a Thing but literally the only version that works for me is Gurathin being So Fucking Mad that he could bite through METAL because it's sooooo stupid that he did the Most Basic Thing imaginable and got a stupid lil crush on the Hot Nice Guy from work that everybody wants to fuck. oooooh wow Gurathin that guy is hot and nice and now you want to touch his junk about it??? groundbreaking. inspiring. idiot. obviously he'll be taking this to his grave. and meanwhile Ratthi's acting like the girl from a horse girl movie. going pspsps with lil sugar cubes. trying to lure Gurathin to his polycule board game night.

[seamsofparadise]

[stealthetrees]

I love you three. So much.

[angelicguy]

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

[angelicguy]

im in the middle of going Girl you're amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table

[fuck-customers]

[drumlincountry]

Murderbot is doing such a great job communicating its wants and needs 🥰 such as "can I borrow your gun please?" And "Gun now please." And "If its that dangerous, you could give me a gun."

[tanoraqui]

Feral Cargo Hauler Bot, MV fucking P of new Murderbot book Platform Decay.

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

nana Naja perfec t person for give gun to s/afekeep! hands very Steady and Responsibility gun sit soundly give gun to Nana Naja. Give Gun To Nana Naja. no problems ever with nana naja because good Adult and Responsible for gun projectiles blammy and dangerous of big gun barrel. Anana Naja yes a person for a gun give gun to nana naja can trust nana for giveing good care to gun. friend nana

[heavensghost]

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.05 | "New York"

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

[utopians]

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

[utopians]

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica