[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

rick riordan off the shits

[siderealsandman]

rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers

[professorsparklepants]

Rick Riordan’s “vanilla YA fantasy” series was written for his son with ADHD and dyslexia because there weren’t any books about kids with learning disorders. He “made his bones” on representation, you just didn’t notice because disabled people don’t count.

[gahdamnpunk]

Welp..

[imissyoulouis]

No offense but I’ve got scars, even though they can’t always be seen and pain gets hard, but now you’re here and I don’t feel a thing.

[niallhgifs]

[thegreatescape]

#squad

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[autogynephiladelphia]

This is a Rosetta Stone

[niallhgifs]

+

[stream]

Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper performs at the 91st Annual Academy Awards

[tessacarstairs]

There was no heat and no pain. Only the f i r e. It rose up to consume them in a fiery cascade.

[hstylesarchive]

liampayne: Wow. 7 years since we won our first BRIT! Lots has changed but like family you guys have come with us all on our individual journeys. It’s a dream to have you in our lives and an honour to be part of yours. Can we win another ?!! #1D #BRITVIDLIAMRITA

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[sciles]

Jeff Davis on Stiles and Lydia at the Teen Wolf PaleyFest Panel on March 11, 2015.

[odysseyis]

Romeo + Juliet (1996), dir. Baz Luhrmann.

[niallhgifs]

😂

[gabbiadicarta]

Solo per curiosità, rebloggate se anche solo una volta nella vostra vita, vi siete sentiti persi, esclusi e soli, pur stando in mezzo a parenti o amici.

[masha-russia]

I take Peeta’s face in my hands. “Don’t worry. I’ll see you at midnight.”

[userilyarozanov]

incorrect teen wolf 24/?