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more londoners should be talking about my man clay courier. he's cool and kind and strong and attentive and i am in love with him who said that what??? the bats are so fucking loud today

#fallen london #clay courier #clay confidant

comikbook

a dnd character whos campaign ended is a type of dead wife

baantjer

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

lambasi

tamagotchi

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

tamagotchi

#omg she is soooo real for this #tick lovers rise up

illwilledomen

I once had a penis. Not anymore. Not due to any transgender arrangements, these circumstances were grim. I was at a buffet and I approached the soda machine, marveling at the variety of drinks to choose from. Stricken with indecision, I impulsively grabbed a cup and filled it with every single type of fizzy drink. I took one sip and splat, it was gone. Fell off. Left a big wet mark on the floor. Watched it inch like a caterpillar across the linoleum towards the door I’d left ajar. It disappeared into the drab concrete jungle of Auckland city. Wherever it is now, I hope it’s jerked by kinder hands…

#i saw it in the eastern kamchatka #wonder whats up with that

dogpuppy

#dunmer of morrowind

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

redvelveteer

I just spent an hour making flag alts of the fat liberation flag because I adore it so much. I think I MAY have cooked with the progress flag. like. really hard. hard enough that im posting it full send.

tell me this doesn’t fuck and you’d be wrong.

#honestly it fucks severely #insanely cool

pukicho

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

forevergoodnight

predaceous diving beetle?

more like... PRECIOUS diving beetle. aww

#baby eyes

screenshotsofdespair

#hiiii

I love this stupid ass game

#tomodachi living the dream #tomodachi posting

bam-monsterhospital

tamriel rebuilt has my fucking back when it comes to altmer.

it doesn't matter how much eso hates them and how boring nothing they make them, tamriel rebuilt has vindicated my thoughts on this historically sea-faring sea-focused sea-dependent civilization.

(the inside of a docked altmer ship. lOOK AT THE COLOURS)

you can't see it because the labels don't heckin show up in my screenshots, but everything (bowls, plates, utensils) is labelled as made from NACRE.

do you know what nacre is? IT'S MOTHER OF PEARL. IT'S THE INSIDE OF SEASHELLS. HELL FUCKING YES.

i'm going to spell it out, ahem. this environmental storytelling (like morrowind's base game showing the relationship dunmer have with bugs/chitin/their arthropod wildlife) shows how close the altmer are with the ocean. Making everyday dishes and utensils out of mother-of-pearl/seashells, finding them used everywhere and not just for special ocassions/the rich paints a very particular picture about altmer culture that makes fucKIN SENSE with their history and geographical location.

i fucKIN KNEW ALTMER WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSE TO THE SEA. none of this fuckin golden feather tolkien elf bullshit eso got from oblivion's aylieds and skyrim's shenanigans, no. Altmer are just as wonderfully fantastical as dunmer: they have their own distinct culture and civilization that's heavily informed by the land and life around them. Y'know, LIKE ELVES.

finally some good food ;__;

oh yeah and their ship looks completely different from other boats. For one, it's heckin pink-ish and painted with curly patterns on its sides. In a world where most ships/boats aren't' visibly painted at all, just the dull browns of their wood.