Mold from the darkest corner of your appartment

he/him, not a minor but not telling my age, I will do stupid grammar mistakes and i am NOT sorry about it

[comikbook]

a dnd character whos campaign ended is a type of dead wife

[baantjer]

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

[lambasi]

[tamagotchi]

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

[tamagotchi]

[illwilledomen]

I once had a penis. Not anymore. Not due to any transgender arrangements, these circumstances were grim. I was at a buffet and I approached the soda machine, marveling at the variety of drinks to choose from. Stricken with indecision, I impulsively grabbed a cup and filled it with every single type of fizzy drink. I took one sip and splat, it was gone. Fell off. Left a big wet mark on the floor. Watched it inch like a caterpillar across the linoleum towards the door I’d left ajar. It disappeared into the drab concrete jungle of Auckland city. Wherever it is now, I hope it’s jerked by kinder hands…

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[redvelveteer]

I just spent an hour making flag alts of the fat liberation flag because I adore it so much. I think I MAY have cooked with the progress flag. like. really hard. hard enough that im posting it full send.

tell me this doesn’t fuck and you’d be wrong.

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[forevergoodnight]

predaceous diving beetle?

more like... PRECIOUS diving beetle. aww

[screenshotsofdespair]

[everlasting-mold-infection]

I love this stupid ass game

[bam-monsterhospital]

tamriel rebuilt has my fucking back when it comes to altmer.

it doesn't matter how much eso hates them and how boring nothing they make them, tamriel rebuilt has vindicated my thoughts on this historically sea-faring sea-focused sea-dependent civilization.

(the inside of a docked altmer ship. lOOK AT THE COLOURS)

you can't see it because the labels don't heckin show up in my screenshots, but everything (bowls, plates, utensils) is labelled as made from NACRE.

do you know what nacre is? IT'S MOTHER OF PEARL. IT'S THE INSIDE OF SEASHELLS. HELL FUCKING YES.

i'm going to spell it out, ahem. this environmental storytelling (like morrowind's base game showing the relationship dunmer have with bugs/chitin/their arthropod wildlife) shows how close the altmer are with the ocean. Making everyday dishes and utensils out of mother-of-pearl/seashells, finding them used everywhere and not just for special ocassions/the rich paints a very particular picture about altmer culture that makes fucKIN SENSE with their history and geographical location.

i fucKIN KNEW ALTMER WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSE TO THE SEA. none of this fuckin golden feather tolkien elf bullshit eso got from oblivion's aylieds and skyrim's shenanigans, no. Altmer are just as wonderfully fantastical as dunmer: they have their own distinct culture and civilization that's heavily informed by the land and life around them. Y'know, LIKE ELVES.

finally some good food ;__;

oh yeah and their ship looks completely different from other boats. For one, it's heckin pink-ish and painted with curly patterns on its sides. In a world where most ships/boats aren't' visibly painted at all, just the dull browns of their wood.

you can sorta see it here. sorry for the lack of focus, i thought for sure i took more screens of this ship.

here you can see its fancy railings. yay!

anyways, good stuff. love it love it. brings joy to my ocean-starved elf-loving heart.

[aynsasnya]

ghost from the past

[screenshotsofdespair]

[yellow-cat]

me and my layer of mold have no strong feelings about this

[grimfeywizard]

@everlasting-mold-infection

[everlasting-mold-infection]

no strong feelings about this

[crazysodomite]

eww 💢💢 yucky 💢💢

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[iridescent-birds]

ok I wanna make a poll now

What was your most beloved plushie as a child?

Bear

Dog

(Domestic) cat

Big cat

Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)

Rabbit/bunny

Sheep/lamb

Sea creature

Other domesticated animal

Other wild animal

Fantasy creature

Not an animal

Voting ended onApr 15

(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)

Reblogs for sample size appreciated!