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kaijuno

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

bunjywunjy

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

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zoreta

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out.

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere. Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

michaelpoe

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

crentist

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny.

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this is so fucking funny also ive been singing ‘aint nothin cuter than a bad country baby eatin peaches off a hardwood floor’ since last night

vampirezigzagoon

I’m Dana Jean Harley

fairydusts

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

feministfront

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

gibbearish

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

its-probably-all-elves

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

allcapsmadbitch

just girly things~🌟

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spiletta42

This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

octopuscato

Good old times xD

beardedchrisevans

x

washingtonhound

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humoristics

Bless their soul.

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yur a wizar hry

im a wot ??

a wIZER

kawaikittens

e-grrl

Calamary

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me irl

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irreleventblue

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

mikey-xoxo

ME

gif87a-com

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

shinymegacrobat

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

queervashti

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat

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HE SITS

unclebeanbag

Plomp

opossumsantics

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

chandra-nalaar

when im trying to leave work and theres still customers talking to me

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You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”