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✰☘︎︎|they/them?| witch | furby obsessed | ♒︎☉, ♎︎☾, ♐︎ asc. | ☘︎︎✰

[everlongfurby]

sick of being shadowbanned, so I made a new account.

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[constantlyfalling]

Just step over the threshold. inprnt

[everlongfurby]

Oh god I thought that was a plastic cup of beer or tea

[shroomishroomcatte]

THERE!! PETITION!! UNDO THE REBLOG UPDATE!!

Tumblr recently announced an update where all reblogs get their own notes, and really, it's pointless and nobody asked for it, and also this makes it so that none of the reblog's notes contribute to the original post's, and this is really weird because it eradicates the sense of community, and now a reblog could get way more popular than the original post. Anyways I made a change.org petition go sign it right meow

Sign the Petition

Undo the Tumblr Reblog Update

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[arewebeholdingaman]

yo guys sign petition cus this update suuuucks

[beaverwthachainsaw]

[everlongfurby]

I scheduled this on March 18th (at 1:28 AM) last year :-)

[transfaguette]

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[angelnumber27]

Celibacy Wednesday

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[omghotmemes]

Google Earth is Amazing

[kingscrown666]

Wait for it…

[hereisisa]

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

[thedreamyperidot]

@unnaturaldecay

[medoisa]

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

[eliotlime]

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

[sophiablue28]

[negativeresponse]

>give someone a penny for their thoughts

>they give you their two cents

>repeat

>infinite money glitch

[xkiitsuunee]

[kureijei]

FINALLY FINISHED THIS!! my own interpretation and additions to Sebastian's room in sdv ! Tried to keep anything in the image from the year 2010 or predated. i think theres a few give and takes but i really like the "older brother" early 2000s grunge aesthetic on another level and i thought who better fits it than him. I put a lot of references to stuff i personally like as well ^_^

[fitzeight]

I’m so mad that reblogs got turned off for this post because this is literally it. This is so important

[samthecookielord]

[ghostblogging]

it really is crazy that I have heard so little abt the events in India from communists on here. 300 million on strike! 300 million! by god!

[ghostblogging]

since this is such a big number I think it glances off your brain but to make it clear if all the strikers formed one nation it would be the fourth most populated nation on Earth. wow

[ancompassionate]

An article, for anyone who hasn't seen it:

300 million on the streets in a historic national strike in India : Peoples Dispatch

The strike was called jointly by the worker unions and farmers groups to demand the withdrawal of the anti-people policies, such as the four

We can't sleep on south and south-east asian communism, especially when they have made or are making great strides deserving of recognition and study in their own rights.

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves