Unfortunately, That Hurts All Three Of My Feelings

She/Her, 20something

[angelnumber27]

[spencers-sweater-vest]

I’M BISEXUAL

WHICH MEANS I LOVE MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER , HOZIER, THE CONCEPT OF DECAY, AND EVERY WOMAN I’VE EVER MET

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[leahberman]

crystal lake, angeles national forest

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth

[msmoonlights]

[firefox-official]

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

[firefox-official]

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

[firefox-official]

me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”

god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”

me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”

[candycoatedplastic]

[sailormoonandtheprettyguardians]

[pinkmisspiggy]

sir you dont understand. if i dont take off my pants & put on an incredibly large sweater when i get home i’ll die

[whitepeopletwitter]

[joylessmarxist]

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

[oak23]

anyone in my age group has no say if younger people are doing anything cringey cuz we are the glomp generation

[mysharona1987]

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[thelostzelda]

[gaycism]

Are there gay bugs?