Shane: *says something boring* Ilya: *is ready to get down on one knee*
or: the boring to Ilya's asshole

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@eversodistracting
Shane: *says something boring* Ilya: *is ready to get down on one knee*
or: the boring to Ilya's asshole
#our Shane (insp.)
ilya + (affectionately) smacking and grabbing shane
god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love
about to watch 20th century women bc i love greta gerwig and her passion for film
Turkish Summer Series (2015-2021)
can i just experience a little romance....... a tiny bit of love.... maybe a kiss.... and holding hands
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooÂ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Camille Rankine, “Emergency Management”
[text ID: Some days I want to spit me out, the whole mess of me, but mostly I am good and quiet. /end ID]
alexandra yanul
When Jane Austen said, "And sometimes I keep my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in," I felt that
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane