Möther, I Crave Violence...

Hi, I'm Venn, and I identify as the cop-hating rat munching breadcrumbs off of your unswept linoleum floors. 21yrs

[wizardarchetypes]

blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

[mayothompson]

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

[littlepinkbeast]

you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?

dwarf cuisine shouldn’t be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.

[the-rear-admiral-reborn]

Concept: humans think it’s bland cuz rather than memorizing what kills humans it’s safer to just pass on the spices.

[loreofcardigan]

#‘should we add salt? everyone eats salt right?’#‘no that’s a rock there’s no way humans eat rocks

[blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de]

Humans casting “protection from poison” before eating dwarven food like those lactose pills you can take to drink milkshakes 

[zsnes]

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

[chronicgoth]

Tranch

[galaxy-bath-bomb]

Tranch

[zsnes]

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I hate the phrasing and implications here. If tiktok does get unbanned, I would not trust the revived form--not with the kind of concessions the Trump administration is going to demand for it.

[twinflamedreams]

The government banning an entire social network because they cannot control people using it and what you see and say on it, is really a great example of totalitarianism.

[charl0ttan]

good morny

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[scromch]

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

[scromch]

YEAH EXACTLY HOLY SHIT

[scromch]

oh my god hes perfect. replace the faces on us currency with him

[derezzcartes]

[vadersaber]

People turning against Chappell Roan for not accepting harassment & stalking of her and her family, saying Hozier is acting embarrassing for defending his girlfriend THAT Y'ALL WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT after she got harassed online, calling Pedro Pascal names for.. apparently not greeting fans loudly in his own private time?

Y'all have GOT to get a grip on real life if you think celebs establishing boundaries is working against you. You do not know these people, you will not sleep with these people and they do not owe you anything!!!!!!

[impillian]

white woman blast

[le-pokerus]

Homeowner's Association

[ruinedchildhood]

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[lizardsfromspace]

Disappointed to learn that Ark Encounter, the creationist theme park in Kentucky whose primary and by primary I mean only attraction is a replica of Noah's Ark built with public tax incentives & that pitches itself as a field trip destination for public schools, has abandoned their plans to build an "immersive" Plagues of Egypt ride, but delighted to learn the Bible theme park is building a Tower of Babel instead

[lizardsfromspace]

This wasn't a bit btw. The Ark Encounter creationist theme park is showing their strong commitment to Biblical literalism by building a new Tower of Babel

"Lord willing, we hope to build a reconstruction of what the tower of Babel might have looked like at the Ark Encounter." I mean the Lord was very much not willing the first time around. Like I know what you mean but when it comes to the Tower of Babel the Lord was very much not Ο Γιάννης είναι ο τράγος φοβάστε το ελάφι

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

God: I have used the Tower of Babel as a cautionary tale

Evangelicals: At last we have built the Tower of Babel, from the classic Bible story Don’t Build A Tower of Babel