Just Enough Education To Perform

Aaron - 20 - he/him

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Warren Mackenzie pieces selling for $1500 will never not be funny to me

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Warren Mackenzie: oh yeah this mug is like $4 and cheaper than ones you'll find at a department store. My design philosophy is all about functionality. If I raise the price, people will think it's too expensive to use it. All I literally care about is usability. Please for the love of God just put some fucking coffee in it. This is literally what I'm all about. Just a cool guy mastering the art of functional pottery

Gallery owner: this is a genuine Mackenzie piece and I'm pricing it so high you won't even want to breathe on it

[fageleh]

The Great Gatsby’s copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.

[fageleh]

Look me in the eye and tell me there’s not at least ten people sitting on a completed manuscript right now. I dare you.

[fageleh]

WE HAVE ARRIVED

[usta1969]

[electivetrepanation]

[bapouro]

*dual wielding my new wizard staves*

[yanmagotchi]

One casts poison the other also casts poison

[stramoniumdiffusion]

but green

[pointnclick]

[woodrider]

[pointnclick]

things are heating up in the temperature fandom

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

You will never have gloop. She will never do what you yoinky. You will never have big splurgs or a big ass gloopy

[babehog]

[diamondguls]

[newpokemoncards]

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[cyelatm]

Me: Listen… before we go in, I should warn you. I have a cat…

My date: Oh! I love cats!

Me: Sure, but.. my cat has kind of a weird meow….

My date: You mean like kind of a croaky one? That’s fine!

Me: No, it’s.. well… sigh…. You’ll see.

(A muffled Wilhelm scream is heard through the door)

[petslifeworld]

Golden possum and baby

[teathattast]

[armedandgayngerous]

anti-surveillance-state hero

[chudchad-deactivated20200101]

coke fiend

[im-the-batmann]

it’s what they deserved

[javisfreckles]

the dyatlov pass incident

[hitmewithcute]

My greyhound was snoozing under blankets in her bed but then decided she wanted to look out the kitchen window. A magnificent beast.

[joshlovesyou]

[jinlian]

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging