delilah

Be gay do crime ♡she/they♡ BLM ♡ I like gay cartoons, shows, music, etc

[miss-vortex]

If real life was like The Sims

[magnemite-not-make-it]

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

[chrstopher]

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

[coolthingoftheday]

Flamingos huddled together in the bathroom at Miami Zoo during Hurricane Andrew on August 24, 1992.

[wordcubed]

This is also the context for that other surreal picture of birds in a bathroom floating around on Tumblr:

[monitorlizardappreciator]

turns out any bathroom becomes a liminal space if you put enough exotic birds in it

[moringmark]

[liberalsarecool]

Typical cult logic. Obey the abuser. Protect the strong man. Don't think for yourself.

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pusheen]

[cattheamazingartist]

"Children emulate their parents!" - Henderson, Season 1 Episode 4

The Parents:

The Child:

The Parents:

The Child:

The Parent:

The Child:

[thirdlotusprince3]

Anya: Damian is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof

Franky: What

Becky: She is saying that Damian is drowning

Franky: Oh, okay

Franky: WAIT

[shylittlefr0g]

Incorrect Quote

Anya, literally from nowhere: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP. Damian, who likes to hear her nonsense: ...Elaborate? Anya: Well, what you normally needs to make a soup? Emile: Well, water. Salt. Some kind of vegetable, and I personally like some meat in mine! Emile: Emile: The ocean is a soup- Anya: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP-

[philosoforger]

[rlbbackup]

Stupid idea

Twilight: *busts into a bad guy's lair still wearing his apron from cooking at home*

Bad guys: a house husband?

Twilight: *puts on his fedora and pulls a gun*

Bad guys: TWILIGHT THE HOUSE HUSBAND!!!!

[ra1nrei]

simply one of the most wonderful damianya moments so far 💕

[rlbbackup]

Stupid idea

Twilight: *busts into a bad guy's lair still wearing his apron from cooking at home*

Bad guys: a house husband?

Twilight: *puts on his fedora and pulls a gun*

Bad guys: TWILIGHT THE HOUSE HUSBAND!!!!

[fortist166]

And it escalated.

[animepopheart]

★ 【Dugar】 「 They are SPYing on us!! 📰 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!

[forgertv]

post!reveal forger family and it's just loid just forgetting anya is adopted and vice versa. leaned too much into the backstory and totally forgets she's not his biological kid. (still his kid though)

.

loid: anya, not too much sweets. we have a history of diabetes in our family.

anya: okay papa *puts down the cookies*

yor: ?????????

.

becky: wow anya! you really got burned after our day at the park

anya: i know it's stupid. papa burns really easily too and i forgot to use the sunscreen he gave me.

damian, after his confession to anya and acceptance in the forger family: wait a minute-

.

loid, after anya gets a letter from eden academy: i certainly didn't expect this kind of trouble in my life when your mother and i brought you home from the hospital!!!

anya, in her full teenage angst mode: well maybe you shoulda left me there!!!!!!

loid: maybe we should have!

franky, getting uncomfortable: didn't you get her from an orphanage-