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Ewen (14-15): So... Damian, you know how to say my love in spanish?

Damian, who actually learn it to get stellas: Amor mio?

Anya: *moves the head on his direction.*

Emile:

Emile: Okay, that doesn't mean nothing, she hear it, it doesn't mean-

Damian: Yes guys. We are dating. stop it.

Emile: UGH. *put 700 dalcs on the table*

Ewen: Easy money ever made.

#spy x family #anya forger #damian desmond #damianya #emile elman #ewen egeburg #sxf #headcanon #incorrect quote

boisterousbrooder

So I started watching “Spy X Family” for the first time…and then proceeded to finish it all in under 4 days because I have absolutely zero chill 🤣

(Audio from Modern Family, Season 9, “He Said, She Shed”)

horrorhare

COME OUT AND PLAY

alwaysalexlolz

Disco Elysium fan fiction is awesome because sometimes you’re Harry (not unexpected) but sometimes you’re Kim and whenever that happens I feel like this

weaselmcdiesel

go my sxflings

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

546potspansnroaches

"what yaoi, question?"

weaselmcdiesel

has anyone done this yet. does anyone see my vision. is there anybody out there. LMAO

i havent seen mlb in a really long time dont fault me for that mwah

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shylittlefr0g

Please don't give her the cataclysm, it's like giving a baby a hand-granade, nothing good can't turn from this.

#hello damianya nation #fan art #spy x family #sxf #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #au so good anya would be 50% of the times Berlint blow up or it's destroyed or someone it's akumatized or-

Headcanon: Zuko, just has Akenaton/Amenofis IV, for the first time in the Fire Nation art, put his wife (Mai) on the same level in every piece that represent him as firelord.

He and Mai are portrayed in the same work of art as equal. Obviously, this make the elite of the Fire Nation —a nation principally know for being highly patriarchal— raise an eyebrown, generating even more conflicts and attempted military uprisings during Firelord Zuko's reign for 'being nuts'.

#fire lord zuko #atla zuko #zuko #atla maiko #atla mai #Akenaton and Nefertiti are put on the same height in the art of Egypt and I will never forget about it because it's so WEIRD #in a good way WEIRD #maiko if you squint your eyes

agoodcartoon

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

sciencevevo

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

officialcyndilauper-deactivated

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

ondoinganevildeedblues

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

cheaphalloweencostume

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

bogleech

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

dr-archeville

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

digitaldiscipline

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

agoodcartoon

edgar allen bro

zinglebert-bembledack

Oh my god

yournewfriendshouse

holy shit

chaoticproximity

This gets better every time.

the-cimmerians

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

sabertoothwalrus

the past few months @tizzymcwizzy and I have been writing a fic (still not finished) where Phoenix wakes up to find that he's switched places with himself from 13 years prior. age gap narumitsu galore!

lautums

self callout post #doraglazernumber1

halos2deac-deactivated20260223

yep

shit-hdb-would-say

Harry du Bois would say this.

charlesoberonn

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

charlesoberonn

I apologize.

noroquian

demareth

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

charlesoberonn

This one?

schwazombie

ruffboi-mags

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

dzamie

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"