Every Derpy Little Thing

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[maplefiasco]

[monsterleadmehome]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[ravenamore]

You left out the best part.

She left the last one at Carrie Fisher’s memorial.

[finnglas]

oh that’s fine i wasn’t using my heart anyhow

[sheabutterbitch]

If you are beginning your semester of school this upcoming week or sometime soon; I am wishing that you transition smoothly into your academic environment. I hope that you develop comfortable relationships with your professors and instructors. I pray any financial burdens that have arisen be resolved timely and easily.

[pissyeti]

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

[so-nature-deactivated20150528]

[softlillarrie-deactivated202509]

I fucking miss one direction

[otraniall]

[stability]

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[musinvenusian]

I just want money for groceries 😭😭😭

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[biohazerd]

2012 was a different time

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

A simpler time

[totalariana]

when someone telling you some tea you already heard

[firesuns-archive]

me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them

[champagnepuppies]

[whitepeopletwitter]

These are facts

[neo-soulless]

I just wanna know how we all went to the same middle school?

[justpercyjacksonthings]

Monster: I’ve come to kill you, Perseus Jackson

Percy: Oh, cool.

Percy: *turns to Annabeth*

[theshitneyspears]

Me: god please show me a sign if he’s not the one

God:

[frenchblondgirl]

My entire life has been planned after all (x)

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

[powerfulwizard]

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough.