Dangerously Indecisive

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[transfemininomenon]

d&d characters are the poor man’s therapy because whether you mean to or not youre gonna UNPACK shit with your characters including things you didnt even realize were there at first 

[dndaddyissues]

*taps the name of this blog like an old and weary bartender* serve ‘em another ‘un, Paul

[ahsteria]

baby boomers: climate change & bisexuals aren’t real also i’m better than u

[ahsteria]

gen x: !!! kids these days are spending too much time on the phones!! they’re faking the depression & anxiety !!

[ahsteria]

millennials: people need to realize the importance of our truths and struggles; rent prices, shitty education, decreased job opportunities, and discrimination, are causing genuine problems among today’s population

[ahsteria]

gen z: ok i’m ready to eat fruit, be gay, go to the moon, and die lets go fuckers

[vickytokio]

This is the best description of the generations I’ve ever seen

[quantumshade]

the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

[kkumri]

s t r e s s r e l i e f

[ohmyrinah]

honestly just trying to get to know myself again.

[salty-french-fry]

Un petit chat…

[l-the-hope-l-deactivated2020101]

[jinzilla]

Meet me halfway 🖤❤️ ( ig / twitter )

[lupinsuniverse]

Shiro and Keith :Pre kerberos

[lilicrevere]

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

[hunnipawt]

For personal reasons I need a hug and I wish I was kidding 💔

I’m hyperventilating while typing this from the one thing my parents wont go through. I have been keeping a secret to myself about my own abuse and now I am in need of desperate help. About 2-3 months ago I had an incident. Long story short: I had my heart broken by a much older man. He took advantage of the fact that I was a foolish 18yo at the time… I can’t say it was r*pe of any kind cause I consented despite being uncomfortable with the idea of not protecting myself. I know I’m an adult now but I’m not ready for this type of responsibility. The shame weighs heavy on my chest. Now I’m pregnant and he refuses to even open my messages or pick up my calls

I’m Hunni and I’m an enby trans blogger that could use all the help I can get to afford a legal abortion. I found out I was pregnant soon after experiencing extreme ongoing discomfort and let me tell you sneaking in a pregnancy test through my parents house was a MISSION. They look through everything. I’m so fucking worried because if they find out I’m pregnant they will no longer support me or my studies. I would most likely be forced to keep the baby or be asked to move out (I would have a legal amount of days to stay before being kicked out officially. I much rather not leave even if my parents are super conservative because at least it is relatively safe for me to live here). I don’t have a job yet. I’m making my resume as soon as I post this

Please consider helping me by donating via venmo cashapp or paypal or sharing this post so somebody who can help sees this. I live in a US suburb that is mostly republican (…ugh). It’s legal for me to go to the clinic but I do not have a car and my parents monitor me very closely still. I see posts going around all the time asking people to reblog for this and reblog for that so I hope that this gets as much attention… Expect additional posts containing more info soon. There’s so much I have on my mind. Please send help. I’m literally having the worst crisis I have ever experienced in my life so far. I’m not ready to be a mother. NOTE: Please don’t be rude to me or tell me this is punishment for my stupidity. I have learned my lesson and realize I learned the hard way

- Hunni 

[hunnipawt]

(posted April 17th) @wouldcouldshould

[chroniclesofasinglelady-deactiv]

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[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[malfoycat-blog]

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

[mirab3lle]

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

[wickedbitchofthewestcoast]

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

[therewerenorelevanturlsavailable]

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

[marauders4evr]

Okay, now I can reblog it!

[theiguanaamarillaart]

@marauders4evr

[marauders4evr]

Fantastic!

[thebookishgurl]

@alrightanakin

[marisatomay]

I’m in love

[bellesbloggg-blog]

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

[cameoamalthea]

My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.

Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.

It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.

My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).

I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.

Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.

[owleensnest-deactivated20220718]

im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful

[ohmytheon]

Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified the students are that he’ll verbally abuse them when they mess up in Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students. Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn’t have made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would’ve hexed his ass to kingdom come.

[berkcastteam]

Rebloging ALL of this because Chef Ramsay is THE MAN!

-HC

[xtaticpearl-deactivated20180118]

Chef Ramsay would have become the kids’ favourite teacher and you can’t take that away from me.

[kaashikeiji]

An iwaoi fanfic just isn’t complete without angst and an alien reference

[sosuperawesome]

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[andfollowthesun]

reasons why Shuri was the best character in black panther

sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him

continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis

a small selection of things she roasts him on

his ex

his shoes

his old outdated technology

his ass getting kicked by her inventions

“WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord

“don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”

pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all 

somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic

sees things in science fiction and invents them

names said inventions after bad puns

always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved

“great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows

wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella

checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible

she’s literally the smartest person on earth??? at 16?? in a world where tony stark and bruce banner exist?????? how can you not love her

[fatallyfeminist-deactivated2020]

why do men want to be gynecologists? why? why. gynecology is for females and should be practiced solely by women imo 

[eyesofsomeonenew]

I don’t think a fuckboy is gonna go through years of college education with the mindset of “I’m doing this so I can put metal and cotton swabs in vaginas”…. (more)

[fatallyfeminist-deactivated2020]

lets talk about the arkansas gyno, paul becton jr. who took nude pictures of his female patients 

lets talk about dr. john black (gyno) who sprayed a chemical found in drain cleaner into his female patients’ genitalia

or dr. robert hadden, a gyno who performed unwilling oral sex on his patients and staff member

or dr. bruce sylvester smith, the gyno who raped (at least) one patient and sexually harassed many others.  

and while we’re at it, lets talk about male gyno, dr. john marshall who tricked, drugged, and raped his patient. 

or dr. paul kelly, an indiana ob-gyn who sexually abused his patients and over-prescribed dangerous drugs. 

and dr. kevin pezeshki, who abused several patients and the list goes on and on. 

so actually tons of male doctors abuse their patients, and the cases of female doctors abusing their patients is almost non-existent. so thanks for your comment, but next time, try doing a bit of research. 

[landmerbabe-deactivated20190210]

let’s talk about my patient yesterday who complained that every male ultrasound tech that has performed a vaginal ultrasound on her pushed the probe way too far and clearly had no concept of vaginal comfort during penetrative procedures

let’s talk about how not once have i hurt any of my patients during vaginal ultrasounds, and if they have issues with penetration such as vulvodynia or a history of endometriosis, i take a long, slow time to do the ultrasound and check in frequently, and will attempt to do an abdominal ultrasound instead if warranted

let’s talk about how it is most certainly because i am a woman and therefore i understand my female patients and their comfort levels much more than any dude could.

[pizza-trashh-deactivated2016031]

^^^ all of this. Not to mention the one time I had a male doctor do my exam, he took one look at my sexual history and immediately refused to do any more tests or exams because he was “positive” I was just had a bunch of STIs. He didn’t listen once to me telling him that I didn’t think that was right and I wanted to be sure. Three days later I’m getting rolled into emergency surgery because my ovary had ruptured and had become infected. Yeah, gynos should always be female.

[sevdali-za-deactivated20190409]

Ok i maybe am just talking out of my ass but i feel like a lot of male og/yn get into that career because as a start they realised they couldnt handle the first choice in their medical career and are kind of directed into some “branch” which they DONT think is a big deal- something they think they can handle because hey its only women! I think a contributing reason (other than theyre not women) to why men gynos tend to be cold and shitty is because they spent years looking at shaved vulvas and dehumanised bodies of women when then actually meet the reality only to project their anger of “ how dare u not look like the woman in my porn video” into the patient in the way he is treating her.

[rad-and-i-dont-stop]

That’s probably a lot of it

[yonicstar]

It’s always like this when it comes to women fearing men. It’s always “um, who would go through all this work just to fulfill their twisted perversions? uwuu”

Men would. Men would and do, daily.

[divorcemaster]

i had a male gyno who knew i hadn’t had my period in over a year and wanted to do a transvaginal ultrasound but then decided against it when he found out i was a lesbian who never had penetrative sex because apparently it meant i wasn’t stretched out and the probe wouldn’t fit. so i never got an answer as to why i didn’t have my period

then i found a woman doctor who literally said that was bullshit and i didn’t need to have had a dick in me to have proper medical care so i got the ultrasound (shockingly there was no problem) and i was diagnosed with a very severe case of pcos and finally got treatment for it. also apparently not having your period frequently increases your odds of cancer by a significant margin so this guy was literally willing to let me get cancer because i’m a lesbian. 

cis men should not be ob/gyns.