Keeper of the Scene

Why am I so Weird

[note-a-bear]

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

[mahoippu-deactivated20200905]

if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass 

[silvermarmoset]

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

[6qubed]

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

[6qubed]

since someone asked

[jemthecrystalgem]

Frick thank you so much

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

THE MACHINE

[curiousbotanicals]

A vertical forest is expected to be completed this year in Milan. There are two tower apartment complexes which contain a total of 400 residential units. The facade of the buildings will be covered with 730 trees, 5,000 shrubs, and 11,000 perennial plants. It is expected to have the same ecological impact as 10,000 square meters of forest.

Aside from fighting smog and producing oxygen, the foliage is expected to provide insulation to the residential units.

[elfgrove]

It’ll be really cool to see how these trees grow in order to maximize access to sun, water, and nutrients. Also, a step towards a sci-fi solar punk future – I’m in.

[patrickat]

I sure hope the structural engineers planned for the buildings to increase in mass as the trees grow.

[animatedamerican]

Well, or else for maintenance labor to keep the trees rigorously trimmed to prevent too much increase in mass.  Or both?  (The wikipedia article says the engineering team consulted botanists and horticulturists in planning how much weight the buildings could bear, so it seems likely that the fact that trees grow would have come up.)

This is a pretty cool idea regardless and I hope they get it right.  I wonder if anyone will do anything like this in New York.

[speciesofleastconcern]

This falls in the “I really hope they do it but I’ll believe it when I see it” category for me.

[paintmeahero]

It’s been up for 2 years, inaugurated in October 2014, and still going strong. It’s won multiple awards. 

Here they are building it.

Bosco Gardeners hang around outside the building.

Change of Seasons…

And a view from the place itself. 

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

[cupcakesandrainbowsxoxo-deactiv]

These cartoons are way too cute! 😭

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[qqweebird]

[everyoneneedshelp5]

And then there were none

[dankmemesforsadteens]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

Turns out the knife was cursed

“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.” 

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

“I pick up the knife” saga continues because listen we can sit around failing investigation checks all day or we could play d&d

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

They’re learning

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[wigshewrote]

WHICH EPISODE OHMYGOD

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

Only three of these are hand drawn

[spudislander]

Visit Original Link

Inspired by the 250 miles post, I made this out of my other favourite meme song, Wonderwall. Every second beat is skipped.

May I present to you, Wo er wal.

More songs like this.

[xandrakeart]

Visit Original Link

hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet

[busket]

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(random discordant whistling and record scratches)

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