Ocean Town Gazette

Steven Universe stuff.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[plantinghuman]

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

[herbwicc]

FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!! 

[everyoneshiro]

How appropriate is it that she’s taking on a Diamondback rattlesnake? I love the little details they put in.

[pearl-likes-pi]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

[everyoneshiro]

😂

[everyoneshiro]

Do you think you’re better off alone?

[everyoneshiro]

A lot of people are mad at Pink/Rose for how incredibly short sited, selfish and childish she was for the decisions she made, but Rose made it clear that she always admired humans for their ability to change and grow up, something it’s obvious that she had trouble doing.

She probably felt that she was “made wrong” not only because she was smaller than the other diamonds but because she felt like she wasn’t “born” knowing how to lead like a diamond. It’s kind of funny that only after she became Rose Quartz did she come into her own as a great leader. At least in the eyes of the Crystal Gems.

[everyoneshiro]

How much longer do I have to wait until I get a Pink Diamond version of I Won’t Say (I’m in love) from Hercules, with any mention of men replaced with her love of the planet earth?

[gloomy-prince]

me recalling every single interaction that has ever occurred in steven universe prior to this episode:

[everyoneshiro]

Sooo...

Steven never got his khakis from The Distinguished Boy. :(

[everyoneshiro]

Shower thought of the day:

So you know how like in movies and stuff when a person transforms into a werewolf and they yell at their friends to run as they transform and then they go all rabid and attack anyone in a 5 mile radius who crosses their path?

Going off the assumption that turning into a werewolf would simply grant you more wolflike qualities a person shouldn’t become more aggressive. Wolves are fairly non aggressive social creatures that rely heavily on their pack for survival. They’re way less likely to attack a person than an actual person is. If anything having wolf like qualities would make you more social and non confrontational.

A real person affected by lycanthropy would probably just undergo a painful transformation sequence followed by calling up all their close friends to hang out and grill up some steaks and then ask their friends to “please not fight.” if they get hammered and start acting up.

[roquereptil]

how pink diamond got shatered probabilly

rose quartz: come to korea if you want an ass kicking

pink diamond: on my way bitch

[everyoneshiro]

*sizzle*

Did anyone else hear the sizzle sound when Stevonnie was stomping their foot? Was Pink Diamond getting fired up like a Ruby?

[athetos]

SU phone wallpapers part 5/? ||| like/reblog if you use

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[everyoneshiro]

Max Mayfield as a Rogue so she can join the D&D game. She tough as hec, She protec, but best of all, she stab her brother's neck.

[everyoneshiro]

Steven not being able to do the diamond salute because it causes him too much pain is the closest Rose ever got to parenting him directly. "No Steven! We do not make that gesture inside this body. I did not fight a thousand year long war..."

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko