Yo

I'm nobody so back off nerds.

[redselgeeks]

Unknown & Forgotten of Horror  • Sleepaway Camp, 1983

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

[everythingthatisandisnt-blog]

me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march

little ceaser: pizza pizza

[nyrma]

today was beautiful

[elidaddyy]

What I want

[edwardspoonhands]

I watched it like six times before I lost it.

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

happy birthday, weed

[hirxeth]

The Place Beyond the Pines (2012) dir. Derek Cianfrance

[postapastalyptic]

PUNCHLINE is a short film i wrote and directed that i’m happy to say will be online in a couple of days. so watch it when it’s up!!

[everythingthatisandisnt-blog]

Hey guys I got to work on this with postapastalyptic and I'm really excited for people to be able to see it!

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[d0gbl0g]

[macaedh]

what the fuck ethan

[kvothbloodless]

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

[pervocracy]

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

[maxknightley]

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

[squeeful]

1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.

This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords.  Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.

[optimysticals]

So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.

So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.

Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.

Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.

[hedwig-dordt]

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

[themarysue]

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

[tastefullyoffensive]

[greekgosh]

it’s so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

one of these is not like the others

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

One

[greelin]

i want

to have really short hair

i also want

to grow my hair out as long as i possibly can

conclusion

?????

[fanservice]

[sunnysideyup]

[pdlcomics]

The Order of Evil

[fancytunaaaaaaa-blog]

If you had a bad day here