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One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.
one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.
do you also maybe feel. out of time
in retrospect dan and phil were so lucky that their relationship worked out so well imagine them having a nasty phreakup during tatinof and still having to sing the internet is great together omg nightmare scenario
Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day
one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down
There's a non-zero chance that a prominent British fascist will lose his parliament seat (in a by-election he himself called) to a man wearing a garbage bin on his head.
im actually so emotional about daniel danisnotonfire howell right now saying that he felt like people didn’t actually like him or his personality. babygirl i have ALWAYS loved you for your beautiful mind and your bitchy tone and and your cunty outfits and your big soft squishy heart that you tried and failed to shove into a box of sarcasm and irony but never quite figured out how to unpin from your sleeve. im so glad you left so you could come back happy and free 🥺
I love Dan and Phil's dynamic where Dan tries to make a classy and subtle dirty joke and Phil just steamrolls by bluntly saying the thing. Honestly that makes it funnier
The binturong of skulking
Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog
What.
i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.
posts that make you want to get in the water