[kabber]

[pikamusume]

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[wingscription]

“behave” hey so unfortunately that was hot and i will be listening.

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[naphthalen]

in fanfiction one must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

[morkaischosen]

#he would only do that under duress and oh boy I'm about to pile it on (@ravnervn)

[lighthouseshepard]

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

[lighthouseshepard]

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

[lighthouseshepard]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[hootylover2000]

wooooooaaah…. fishies

[epiphainie]

band guy who's not been alive in your lifetime is also a dead wife if you think about it

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[chumbyy]

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[infectiouspiss]

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

[infectiouspiss]

two years later and i still don't know who Egg Bacon is, happy birthday i guess

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[alex-strike-is-tr4nsg3nder]

Like sexually?

[oldmanpusspuss]

probably

[oldmanpusspuss]

theyre calling me Morrissey for this post now

[cruise-in-your-glow-bus]

‘Marry me chicken’ ‘marry me beans’ we used to be a proper ‘better than sex’ country

[thunderstorms-and-grape-sodas]

“Marry me chicken” -100000 points, I have zero interest in trying this chicken

“This chicken is better than sex” evocative, tells me that eating this chicken is better than getting fucked/having an orgasm

[cruise-in-your-glow-bus]

Hell, I’ve been married, I’ll take the chicken all day long. Where’s the ‘edge me rigatoni?’ The ‘harder daddy pot roast?’ Perhaps even a ‘tease you with the tip until you’re crying and begging for it potatoes au gratin?’

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say