blogging from 2013 (◕ᴗ◕✿)

on this blog we cherish spiders and kill birds on sight. if you don't like spiders but do like birds, get the fuck away from me. anyway, now that we've established that, what the fuck is up, my name is A SECRET, but u can call me jasmine, aradia or tilly :) i'm aromantic & antisexual (ace, but i'm not just neutral to sex, i detest it), and i'm a minor, which i guess doesn't come as a surprise XD. i'm probably autistic, hella anxious, depressed as fuck, and i most likely have npd. anyway, i joined this hellsite in 2022 after i got introduced to it via the old screenshots on pinterest, which is how i know the deep tumblr lore as someone who was NOT there when it was written. as my url suggests, i am a very introverted fangirl, & my fav things are the lord of the rings, the silmarillion, superwholock, homestuck, the emo trinity (especially mcr!! but i'm not keeping up with their current black parade lore-making. i live in the past), 80s movies (back to the future!!!!), old movies, horror movies, anime, emo stuff, 2000s nostalgia, polls, tag games, and shitposts from over 10 years ago. i do reblog newer things too but know that my heart lies in tumblr's golden era

[crabussy]

tumblr is actually almost usable if you just filter 400 terms and block 900 blogs and have anons off and have messages off and have comments off and have reblogs off and never post any of your opinions and never express mild annoyance at anything ever!

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I wish everything was quieter and softer and less often. 

[sixpenceee]

A doll found 85 miles offshore, 975 meters underwater.

[applesample]

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

[beepolitics]

NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[cutebutthole]

[numenors]

gloomy walks along the beach are my favourite 

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[gothicprep]

17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

on a scale from 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with cats?

a catrillion!!

[hungoverunicorn1996]

This is the cutest reply to an ask I have ever seen.

[sjmoriarty]

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

[beben-eleben]

A Summary of Marvel Movies

[soloquiero-jugar]

[gayliencontact]

Was that last one really necessary

[spanglesandsass]

fundamental rule of marvel comics, no one stays dead, except uncle ben. 

[crossroadsbishounen]

im going to put on deluxe gorilla 

[crossroadsbishounen]

[chandrar-nalaar]

IM CRYING WHY DOES THE HEAD MAKE UP THE WHOLE TORSO OH MY GO D

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tetriscat]

My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”

[dovahzuls-deactivated20160306]

[blluish]

my whole personality is nostalgia , actually,