You're middle aged and still have a tumblr? LOL
What do you mean, “still?”
Child, I’ve been spreading porn via social network since before you were born.
WTF?
I always wonder what people who make these comments think middle-aged people do. Like, sit around, doing their taxes and talking about escrow 24/7?
Do they really expect not to have any fun or waste any time after age 30? Or maybe they think that people are just not awesome enough to be able to have a professional job, a family, and still waste time on Tumblr.
Well, I’m here, friends, to tell you that it is possible! You can have it ALL — the career, the family, and the incredible time-suck of fandom!
Oh middle aged WOMEN in particular are just… not allowed to have fun, I think? We’re supposed to be past it, pathetic and devote the remaining dregs of our time, energy & attention to caring for others, and studiously avoiding anything that someone might find worthy of mockery. Then we die (or become invisible). (I mean, maybe we’re allowed to have fun if it’s APPROPRIATE fun. Like, a small sherry after an age-allowed exercise class? A couple of hours of watching BBC2? Not fandom. Never fandom!)
This post has reminded me I still need to do my tax return. But that’ll take an afternoon, not my whole 40s.
Also middle-aged (because I don’t figure on living much past 90) and here reblogging and yelling at stupid people on Tumblr, sharing beautiful art and writing. I wanted this when I was a teen and I’m SURE gonna enjoy the hell out of it now!
Wow, I am middle-aged now? Who knew?
Yeah, I have a Tumblr, too. I do Tumblr when I am not casting spells, watching Marvel movies, or talking to my Beast Herd.
Seriously!
@spitandvinegar, you seen this yet?
In the spirit of clarification I would like to point out that I am not middle aged but rather a ageless and deathless dread-beast of the underdark, which is entirely different. But I do have something to say, and it is this:
Time is an anchor. Time is a weight. Time is a dog that has picked up your scent. Time is a vampire. Time is a screw. Time is the god that you don’t choose to worship, but you are the flesh that is burned on his altar.
You are not young. You are a visitor. You have lingered in this country, but your visa is expiring.
You are standing on the deck and you are in the sunlight. You are watching the coast go by, the castles on the bank. Do you see the flowers, darling? Do you see the children waving? Wave back at them, darling. Wave as they pass. The current sweeps one way. The current runs downstream.
You will never return to the school bus, the board-books, the faith in the wisdom of your elders. It has passed. It has gone. You saw it as you fell, and you are still falling. There is no return, darling. There is no falling up again.
You will grow old and your body will be a stranger’s. You will grow old and men’s eyes will pass over you. You will grow old and you will learn what you’re made of. Will you know yourself, darling? Will you love who you have become?
You can lay back, darling. You can let yourself be carried. You can sink to the deep with the anchor round your neck.
Or you can decide that you don’t give an everloving fuck and reblog a bunch of GIFs if you damn well feel like it, because one of the benefits of not being a puerile youth is that you’re not hysterically concerned with what other people may or may not think about your hobbies.
Word to your mother.
“Well, do you do that consciously?“ Daily Alice asked, only partly of Cloud.
“Do what?” Cloud said. “Grow up? No. Well. In a sense. You see it’s inevitable, or refuse to. You greet it or don’t – take it in trade, maybe, for all you’re going to lose anyway. Or you can refuse, and have what you’ve got to lose snatched from you, and never take payment – never see a trade is possible.” ― John Crowley: Little, Big
I grow old, and I stand with the power of decades in my blood and the legacy of centuries of women behind me, and I can look at the delightful shifting passions of youth and think, glad someone has the energy for all that, and also, when you have a moment to rest, sit beside me, and I will tell you of your foremothers and their passions… how they paid for the right of two women to kiss in public with blood and pain; how they built entire technologies to show their friends the thoughts that burned in their hearts when they saw the tv shows where the only true trust and love was between men; how they shared stories and songs and art with each other when all these things were hard and took irreplaceable resources–not just the fic and filk and pics, but the sharing itself.
Find me when your ex-best-friend has called you a pervert for imagining a particular romance, and I will tell you of the letterzines where the very existence of slash was cause for shock and outrage. Find me when a teacher berates you for the “frivolous waste of time” of writing fantasy stories, and I will remind you that JK Rowling was a single mom on welfare. Find me when someone calls you a “fake geek girl” for liking costumes more than collecting action figures, or for playing Portal and not Call of Duty, and I will share my stories of playing Dungeons and Dragons when schools and libraries were trying to ban it for being “Satanic”–and everyone assumed the girl would always play the healer. (Guess what? If you play a dark elf cleric with no healing spells, the rest of the party gets really upset. You’re the girl; you’re playing the priestess; HEAL ME DAMMIT. Heh.)
And in return, you can show me the fics buried in quizzes, and the vids that show up overnight when a new fandom appears (so quickly! it all moves so fast now!), and the way that twitter conversations and text messaging can create stories and art with an immediacy we never had, when I was young and fandom was new to me.
Fandom belongs to neither the young nor the “old” (for some of you, that’s anyone over 25, which makes me giggle–Google didn’t exist when I was 25; we found our fic through web rings…); if you let it, fandom will be a home and an adventure all at once, for the rest of your life.
But you’re going to miss a lot of the good stuff if you waste your energy–which is limited, I assure you, and you’ll figure that out soon enough–telling other people we don’t belong in this fannish location, or should not have that fannish hobby, or must not create some particular kind of fanworks.
We may not have speed and agility anymore, but wow do we have stamina. And patience. And time is on our side… we can wait you out, but that doesn’t work the other way around. If you wait, you’ll eventually join us.
@eeyore9990, this post has come around on my dash at least half a dozen times and each time it has new and wonderful commentary.
Lol, I read them all through the power of notes, heh. And the thing is, it’ll go MONTHS with no likes or reblogs and then suddenly get a thousand new, wonderful stories in a single day. I love the way a little bit of fandom history gets added with each iteration.
I actually have more to say: Every person on this thread… We need to go ahead and build our retirement home. A place we can go when our eyes have failed and our arthritic fingers can no longer type or draw. When age really has taken our ability to do this thing we love so much.
We will sit in our rocking chairs, eating our jello, and shriek at each other – because hearing aids only do so much – about what a nice, round ass that boy on the television has. Or what gorgeous lips that girl has. Or maybe we’ll just discuss the fanfics of old. We’ll reminisce about fandon wank we survived. We’ll hang our favorite, framed fan art. We’ll watch holographic fanvids of the newest iteration of Sherlock or the Harry Potter reboot or WHATEVER.
But this is my dream. To live and die on the Fannish Road.
Assisted Living of Our Own ™
And those of you that brave the road will come to us, when we are old and and cannot figure out this newfangled goddamn internet interface, Annie, get your grandson over here and help me figure this thing out so it doesn’t write down ALL my thoughts, just the ones I want in the fic….. You will come to us, those who witnessed or groaned with the birthing of fandom, to hear the tales of the zines, to hear of the great and legendary kerfluffles and learn, the passions of our past and that in which we glory in the future. We will show you the vids of old that will take your breath, unknowing the characters in them, but caught by the emotion and the fact that we made these such brilliance with our old, weak machines. You will come to us for stories of the old days and we will give them to you with open hands and hearts, because we know that this love, this passion for creation does not just spring from youth, and does not pass away when youth fades. It took me, it took me when I was in my 40s, yea, in the waning days of Buffy and Angel, the passion to write took me and I was glad of it. We will tell you once you learn to look at the world in a certain way, once you see magic and take it into you, once you see the possibilities that characters share more than the writers have courage to say explicitly….you will never unsee it. You will teach others and they will take that magic into themselves, and yea, they will see the magic, and they most definitely will see the slash. And seeing the world in the light that love is possible beyond the edges of the visible narrative….well, my darlings, that’s a lesson that has a magic all of its’ own. Love and acceptance in our own safe world of words and pictures can blossom outward, into life, to teach and advocate and heal. I learned how to argue like a grown-up, via fandom. I learned to advocate for my aneurotypic self. I learned to explore the corners of my sexuality and oh oh oh, the joy of that. I met friends so very different from me and loved them, loved them for themselves and because they had brought me such new insight and broadened my heart. To grab onto the allusion @eeyore9990 made, we are the wild women of the Vulvalini, rich with years, laughing with raw joy as we ride into the wind. We are the Keepers of the Seeds, and moreover, we make fertile ground and we keep planting them so they may give us joy and nourish you, my darlings. You laugh, but those planting hands made your Green Place.
This post makes me happy. I would not be the person I am today if I had not spent half my life and more in fandom.
