ephemeral whingeing aspects

serial enthusiast. too old for tumblr. unhurt on AO3

[stolen-guitar]

[portrait-in-flesh]

Exotic Dancer Bowie

[retrogasm-deactivated20161109]

This is a lot like we communicate today.

[fallingandlaughing]

Need some glassware and dishes before I move. Something seems weird about this glass! It doesn’t have a bottom!

Oh 7th Day Adventists who run this shop: I praise your innocence.

[notbecauseofvictories]

if you are going to do historical inaccuracy, then go big. Just take it to a whole ‘nother level.

I mean like Knight’s Tale “chanting Queen at the jousting tournament ‘foxy lady’” levels of anachronism. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Hansel injecting himself with insulin and Gretel wielding a multiple-shot crossbow levels of anachronism. Go for Blazing Saddles, Blackadder, Jack of All Trades, Connecticut Yankee levels of anachronism

you either have to play by the rules or throw out the book.

[rachandroll]

Go full on Xena. All of history happened at the same time. Get your legs broken by Caesar and find out Lao Tzu didn’t write that book, his wife did, and she hitting on you…all 10 years before you go meet up with Helen at Troy. Fight with Beowulf and commission Sappho within a few months of each other. Abraham and Issac? Only like 2 years before Jesus. Invent CPR and the kite during the bronze age. Watch your gal pal teach Homer how to be a better bard. Have a fucking battle of the bands in Ancient Greece. TIME IS MEANINGLESS.

[notthepopeiv]

Go Full On Xena

[thesilenceofthefannibals-blog]

[pmfji]

#Will thought they’re going out for dinner  #Hannibal thought they’re going out for murder  #someone’s gonna have to change (via fourth-axis)

[trr3rr]

#romcom

[thewriterkb]

An image taken from space of the eruption of Manam volcano, Papua New Guinea.

(Via NASA)

[i-amarobot]

[claudiablacks]

#more like pop culture references dumb luck and aeryn sun (via randomnessosityism)

[javierbardem]

When I left, I joined the army, and when I took the service exam, my psych profile fit a certain… moral flexibility would be the only way to describe it. I was loaned out to a CIA Sponsored Program and we sort of found each other. That’s the way it works. In the beginning it matters, of course, that you have something to hang on to, you know? A specific ideology to defend. I mean, “taming unchecked aggression”, that was my personal favorite. Other guys like “live free or die”, but you know, you get the idea. But that’s all bullshit, and I know that now. That’s all bullshit. You do it because you were trained to do it, you were encouraged to do it and ultimately, you know, you… get to like it.

[nbchannibal]

~on our way to steal your cannibal~

[2seat]

[yelyahwilliams]

Jurassic World spoiler alert

[automatic-bazooti-deactivated20]

[maxwellelvis]

Somewhat more optimistic than “GOD IS DEAD”

[about-faces]

[litterbot]

Jurassic World (2015)

[qandnotandy-deactivated20160712]

Hellboy - The Right Hand of Doom (Mignola)

[spaceexp]

NASA’s Crawler-transporter, The largest self-powered land vehicle in the world

via reddit

[back-then]

Miss Lily Elsie

[briansfancies]

That wasn’t in the script.

[musefraisedesbois]

[pearl-nautilus]

“To stand at the edge of the sea, to sense the ebb and flow of the tides, to feel the breath of a mist moving over a great salt marsh, to watch the flight of shore birds that have swept up and down the surf lines of the continents for untold thousands of year, to see the running of the old eels and the young shad to the sea, is to have knowledge of things that are as nearly eternal as any earthly life can be.” – Rachel Carson