Evil-silly-little-arson-frog-offical

EVIL arson

[evil-satan-offical]

GREETINGS EVERYONE

I HAVE RETURNED!

So if you are young, I (a couple months ago) began THE EVIL OFFICALVERSE. Then the evil satan account got popular and one day i just deleted it, no warning. I kinds regret it but eh im back anyways.

I have been monitoring this place carefully. I've seen friends die, change, love or be replaced. I've seen you all. I have seen everything

ALLOW ME TO DO SOME TAGGING!

@evilpineapple-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @neutral-offical @evil-journalism-offical AND EVERYONE ELSE I FORGOT.

And of course

@satan-offical

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

how evil of you

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[edenfenixblogs]

Nobody feel pressured to reblog this. I hate “reblog this or else” stuff. But I’m reblogging it because I’m a fat queer Jew with ADHD and just…YYYYYYYUP

[slumberofthesea]

Fat LGBTQ who probably has Autism and ADHD. Whatever, we ball. Be free!

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m gay, trans, autistic, and I have ADHD. Do whatever the fuck you want :3

[the-biologist-offical]

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

[oppossum-offical]

when did I adopt you?

[the-biologist-offical]

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

[oppossum-offical]

that wasn't me

[the-biologist-offical]

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Goofy goober

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Just eat them lol

[james-offical]

?

how

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Use your mouth

[james-offical]

oh alright

they taste very bad. And they have moved me to a smaller stone room. It did not work

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Just eat the stones

[james-offical]

I have failed. They taste very bad and the officers are looking at me weird.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Just eat them too

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Just eat them lol

[james-offical]

?

how

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Use your mouth

[james-offical]

oh alright

they taste very bad. And they have moved me to a smaller stone room. It did not work

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Just eat the stones

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Just eat them lol

[james-offical]

?

how

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Use your mouth

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Just eat them lol

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Evil hehe

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I found paint

*paints you*

No 😔

[villain-offical]

Nobody cares about being evil anymore. Because of woke

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

Good Woke up

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

@supervillain-offical

Is kinda weird ngl

Not evil like me tho

But still just weird 😔

-@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical

(OOC) Don’t diss mah boy! He’s been through a lot >:’(

(OC)

My, you lot love to compare yourselves these days…

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I mean just look at him

He looks like he wears grape skins

And his poster is so bad I can’t feel his back pain even tho I don’t have bones

And he’s afraid of pineapples

I could go on and on

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

First of all,

It’s ’Posture’

Second,

It is ‘though’

Third,

You are hating on a man who has been through unbelievable torment based on his fear of fruit and his appearance? How low can one be….

[supervillain-offical]

Also @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical you’re my grandchild. Another word out of you and I’ll tell your parent.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

you’re weird

Also te did a pineapple do to you

It’s just a pineapple

You’re a big bully and you deserve when I and the TEA. Group chat bully you:(

[supervillain-offical]

???

The TEA group chat doesn’t bully me? And I’m telling your parent how bad you’re being.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

yeah duh you’re not in that one

[supervillain-offical]

Uh huh, sure, arson frog wannabe.

Oh and also you’re fired.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I was born like this :(

I don’t work for you anymore I kinda just left

Wait is that why I kept getting cookies

Anyways @villain-offical I love working for you

[villain-offical]

You know supervillain is second in command of TEA, yes?

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

yeah but like everyone there is more evil then him so I don’t really care tbh

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

@supervillain-offical

Is kinda weird ngl

Not evil like me tho

But still just weird 😔

-@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical

(OOC) Don’t diss mah boy! He’s been through a lot >:’(

(OC)

My, you lot love to compare yourselves these days…

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I mean just look at him

He looks like he wears grape skins

And his poster is so bad I can’t feel his back pain even tho I don’t have bones

And he’s afraid of pineapples

I could go on and on

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

First of all,

It’s ’Posture’

Second,

It is ‘though’

Third,

You are hating on a man who has been through unbelievable torment based on his fear of fruit and his appearance? How low can one be….

[supervillain-offical]

Also @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical you’re my grandchild. Another word out of you and I’ll tell your parent.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

you’re weird

Also te did a pineapple do to you

It’s just a pineapple

You’re a big bully and you deserve when I and the TEA. Group chat bully you:(

[supervillain-offical]

???

The TEA group chat doesn’t bully me? And I’m telling your parent how bad you’re being.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey so um what's going on?

[supervillain-offical]

*sighs deeply*

You-your child can’t stop insulting me, apparently. I’m not really sure what they have against me but…

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical be nice to Savi an i'll give you a flamethrower AND a cookie

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

okey :D

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

@supervillain-offical

Is kinda weird ngl

Not evil like me tho

But still just weird 😔

-@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical

(OOC) Don’t diss mah boy! He’s been through a lot >:’(

(OC)

My, you lot love to compare yourselves these days…

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I mean just look at him

He looks like he wears grape skins

And his poster is so bad I can’t feel his back pain even tho I don’t have bones

And he’s afraid of pineapples

I could go on and on

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

First of all,

It’s ’Posture’

Second,

It is ‘though’

Third,

You are hating on a man who has been through unbelievable torment based on his fear of fruit and his appearance? How low can one be….

[supervillain-offical]

Also @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical you’re my grandchild. Another word out of you and I’ll tell your parent.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

you’re weird

Also te did a pineapple do to you

It’s just a pineapple

You’re a big bully and you deserve when I and the TEA. Group chat bully you:(

[supervillain-offical]

???

The TEA group chat doesn’t bully me? And I’m telling your parent how bad you’re being.

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

hey so um what's going on?

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

He’s being mean 😔

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

@supervillain-offical

Is kinda weird ngl

Not evil like me tho

But still just weird 😔

-@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical

(OOC) Don’t diss mah boy! He’s been through a lot >:’(

(OC)

My, you lot love to compare yourselves these days…

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I mean just look at him

He looks like he wears grape skins

And his poster is so bad I can’t feel his back pain even tho I don’t have bones

And he’s afraid of pineapples

I could go on and on

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

First of all,

It’s ’Posture’

Second,

It is ‘though’

Third,

You are hating on a man who has been through unbelievable torment based on his fear of fruit and his appearance? How low can one be….

[supervillain-offical]

Also @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical you’re my grandchild. Another word out of you and I’ll tell your parent.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

you’re weird

Also te did a pineapple do to you

It’s just a pineapple

You’re a big bully and you deserve when I and the TEA. Group chat bully you:(

[supervillain-offical]

???

The TEA group chat doesn’t bully me? And I’m telling your parent how bad you’re being.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

yeah duh you’re not in that one

[supervillain-offical]

Uh huh, sure, arson frog wannabe.

Oh and also you’re fired.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I was born like this :(

I don’t work for you anymore I kinda just left

Wait is that why I kept getting cookies

Anyways @villain-offical I love working for you

[supervillain-offical]

Idk, don’t ask me, I just saw you on my employee list, I obviously wasn’t the one to hire you.

Yup, removed from my intro and already forgotten.

You really passed as acceptable for a job in hiring?

*laughs*

Quite pathetic.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

@supervillain-offical

Is kinda weird ngl

Not evil like me tho

But still just weird 😔

-@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical

(OOC) Don’t diss mah boy! He’s been through a lot >:’(

(OC)

My, you lot love to compare yourselves these days…

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I mean just look at him

He looks like he wears grape skins

And his poster is so bad I can’t feel his back pain even tho I don’t have bones

And he’s afraid of pineapples

I could go on and on

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

First of all,

It’s ’Posture’

Second,

It is ‘though’

Third,

You are hating on a man who has been through unbelievable torment based on his fear of fruit and his appearance? How low can one be….

[supervillain-offical]

Also @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical you’re my grandchild. Another word out of you and I’ll tell your parent.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

you’re weird

Also te did a pineapple do to you

It’s just a pineapple

You’re a big bully and you deserve when I and the TEA. Group chat bully you:(

[supervillain-offical]

???

The TEA group chat doesn’t bully me? And I’m telling your parent how bad you’re being.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

yeah duh you’re not in that one

[supervillain-offical]

Uh huh, sure, arson frog wannabe.

Oh and also you’re fired.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I was born like this :(

I don’t work for you anymore I kinda just left

Wait is that why I kept getting cookies

Anyways @villain-offical I love working for you

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

@supervillain-offical

Is kinda weird ngl

Not evil like me tho

But still just weird 😔

-@evil-silly-arson-frog-offical

(OOC) Don’t diss mah boy! He’s been through a lot >:’(

(OC)

My, you lot love to compare yourselves these days…

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

I mean just look at him

He looks like he wears grape skins

And his poster is so bad I can’t feel his back pain even tho I don’t have bones

And he’s afraid of pineapples

I could go on and on

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

First of all,

It’s ’Posture’

Second,

It is ‘though’

Third,

You are hating on a man who has been through unbelievable torment based on his fear of fruit and his appearance? How low can one be….

[supervillain-offical]

Also @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical you’re my grandchild. Another word out of you and I’ll tell your parent.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

you’re weird

Also te did a pineapple do to you

It’s just a pineapple

You’re a big bully and you deserve when I and the TEA. Group chat bully you:(

[supervillain-offical]

???

The TEA group chat doesn’t bully me? And I’m telling your parent how bad you’re being.

[evil-silly-arson-frog-offical]

yeah duh you’re not in that one