evil

main blog bit, side blog real, bc i’m devoted like that. they/them. follows from @boss-skrawng-posting. i didn’t know evilwizard was a big existing blog 😔 😔😔

[evil-sinister-wizard]

one of these days i should really formalize a tagging system

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[cat-source]

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[secondbeatsongs]

happy pride to my auto mechanic in particular, who's about to get blasted by the 00s club beats of my Gay Classics: Outrageous CD when he starts my car - a thing I only realized after I put the car key in the drop-off slot.

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[hyenabeanz]

no joke tho: I seriously hope this is another step of us moving past "oh team so-and-so is uniquely ~*~evil~*~" and on to "hockey, including women's hockey, has some culture issues that need fixing" because only one of those paths is gonna be a start to fixing those culture issues.

I honestly don't wanna see Detroit fans treated how Frost fans have been.

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

[onrtrp]

the set of ships is nonempty and finite

(any reasonable notion of) size induces a total order on the set of equivalence classes of ships of the same size

every nonempty finite total order has a maximum

there exists a ship that is no smaller than any other ship

QED

[jabberding0]

Claymation

[mal-puesto]

Persepolis, “The Sheep” by Marjane Satrapi. 

[junglejim4322]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[sheepshot]

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king