Evil Talking Sword -Official-

@grim-reaper-offical

soon.

Dude it's the sixth for me. i live in the southern hemisphere. and yesterday i got a 91 on my exam. so if it was good fates you wanted you succeeded

#talking sword #swordposts #existentialism #budhism #tarot

do you know what your visage represents in tarot; death?

some would have it that the self is non existent, that in its ever changing-ness it is not stable enough to be; your selfhood is impermanent.

(in Buddhism -at least- this is known as anattā)

so tell me, death do you change? you are change, but...

does Death change?

p.s. OMG congrats on your exam!!!! what was it on???

*murders people with you*

@revenge-offical

:glee:

@grim-reaper-offical

soon.

#talking sword #evil sword #swordposts #oracle

petition for 'manic-pixie-dream-girl' to be one of many specific, multi-word labels.

a la, sultry-demon-book-twink

a la, lethargic-demigod-sit-com-butch...

#talking sword #swordposts

I wanna ask out this girl in my class but im scared help me tumblr people

I got you bro I’ll say how in a hour or so

Okay pineapple

ok Here is how to ask someone out definitely not clickbait and not a lie

1: you need to Not shower for 6 weeks or longer to get the smellmaxing buf

2:you need to only talk with the UwU voice

3: you need to meeuw and not poop for 6 months straight to get the jawline buff

Ok now your at the asking her out part

5:you need to walk to her and if she walks away start RUNNING after her at mach 5

6:you need to say to her something like “you’re magiste you’re have a level 500 gyaht.can you UwU please go out with me a alpha male 👉👈🥺

7:if she says no then start crying on the floor and screaming about how no one will ever love her except you and very important when all the shit you have on stord in those 6 months of not pooping aim ALL of it towards her until she’s going out with you

8:do all of the things you learned and use it as much as you can or learn more things like this

9:congrats you now have a girlfriend

And if you don’t believe me then see if they agree with me @british-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical

@no-one-offical. @lies-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @the-apple-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @sanji-offical @grim-reaper-offical @gooseworx @garlicbreadisthegreatest

I'm deleting this blog just because you wrote this

but do you agree?? (Pls don’t delete)

I..... yeah. I agree

okay i may try this

I, the Grim Reaper, hereby claim no liability for your welfare if you end up murdered, seriously injured, impaired or otherwi-

also didn’t you kill me once. I came back after four months bro you’re kinda bad at your job

i'm not too sure you deserve the comfort of death

but grim, maybe you do?

5 / 8 / 2025

also pineapple, never have I ever been so repulsed, I developed a small mouth on my pummel just so I could vomit.

But do you agree?

#talking sword #sword etiquette

NO.

honestly, people these days have no decorum whatsoever.

courting may be difficult at times, but this is utter bollocks advice.

I wanna ask out this girl in my class but im scared help me tumblr people

I got you bro I’ll say how in a hour or so

Okay pineapple

ok Here is how to ask someone out definitely not clickbait and not a lie

1: you need to Not shower for 6 weeks or longer to get the smellmaxing buf

2:you need to only talk with the UwU voice

3: you need to meeuw and not poop for 6 months straight to get the jawline buff

Ok now your at the asking her out part

5:you need to walk to her and if she walks away start RUNNING after her at mach 5

6:you need to say to her something like “you’re magiste you’re have a level 500 gyaht.can you UwU please go out with me a alpha male 👉👈🥺

8:do all of the things you learned and use it as much as you can or learn more things like this

9:congrats you now have a girlfriend

And if you don’t believe me then see if they agree with me @british-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical

@no-one-offical. @lies-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @the-apple-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @sanji-offical @grim-reaper-offical @gooseworx @garlicbreadisthegreatest

I'm deleting this blog just because you wrote this

but do you agree?? (Pls don’t delete)

I..... yeah. I agree

okay i may try this

I, the Grim Reaper, hereby claim no liability for your welfare if you end up murdered, seriously injured, impaired or otherwi-

also didn’t you kill me once. I came back after four months bro you’re kinda bad at your job

i'm not too sure you deserve the comfort of death

#swordprophet #oracle #talking sword #vomitting sword

but grim, maybe you do?

5 / 8 / 2025

also pineapple, never have I ever been so repulsed, I developed a small mouth on my pummel just so I could vomit.

are you sharpen-able

one would think all blades are sharpen-able, but I am already so sharp, of blade and wit.

#talking sword #sword answers

block tales sword ahh

#evil sword #talking sword #confused sword

I FINISHED THIS DAY WITHOUT DYING. YIPPEE!!!!!

#swordposts #swordpredicts #oracle

5 / 8 / 2025

yes hello hello,,, new officalverse blog :DD I am queer. that is all

idea from @officalverse-ideas-offical

queer-detector-offical

🚨🚨🚨

I FOUND THEM

THE FINAL QUEER

IS THIS QUEER FINAL BOSS??

YES I AM THE FINAL BOSS AND NO ONE SHALL DEFEAT ME HEHEHEHEHE

*puts a bullet thru skull*

Oh no, they killed queer. @homosexuality-offical wanna go get some ice cream?

(Satire i have nothing against you queer)

*laughs mischieviously*

heh...you think just that would be enough to kill me...? Think again.

*tales away your queer*

you cannot do that. I am an all-powerful being. HOWEVER, I can do this.

*takes away your ability to revenge*

you can't. I am revenge, pure spirit and everything else. I can give and I can take. If it involves revenge. I can do anything. I am an all powerful being as well. And I have so much more than just me on my side... I wouldnt recommend doing that, it would end painfully for you

@teeth-offical @homosexuality-offical @blacknailpolishoffical @whitenailpolishoffical @grim-reaper-offical @evil-talking-sword-official

I can list more if youd like

(Sorry for tagging yall)

your petty quarrel can only end in the rending of your incorporeal form through decorum; a duel of swordsmanship, en guard, for I, and grim, have imbibed and reaped many a soul respectively.

the echoing call

deep within

my damascus

calls to be

deep within

flesh.

the clamouring call

all of me

to sunderance

all of me

to violence

death.

what I whisper

to just you

corrupting slow

to just you

changing ever

evil...

talking...

sword...

(official)

poetry-eater-offical

okay this is magnificently edible, I deem it scrumptious indeed

they have tasted the steel of my blade, and indeed it is scrumptious.

satan-offical

you are gay and don't try to deny it “but I like *opposite gender*!” you are on tumblr you're either gay or nerodivergent

#be gay do crimes #be gay do witchcraft #evil sword #talking sword

or both, evil talking sword is a double edged blade.

(as swords often are)

jame7t

it’s fun to stay at the Y

yahenni

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

YOUNG MAN

THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg

UONG MAN

lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

Meneaito 👏👏👏

dadadada despacito

ra-ra-Rasputin

the-principality-of-sealand

ONLY 17.

definitely-totally-croatia

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

bisexual-airforce

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

missouri-real

GUYS HELP I THINK MY BOOMBOX IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

actual-aspec-military

H-O-T-T-O-G-O–

breadbut3d

PINK PONY CLUB!!

karahkat

BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

dalek-empire-offical

-IF I COULD BE SOMETHING WHAT YOU THINK OF ME I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO-

doomedyaoioffical

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

homosexuality-offical

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER

deactivated-blog

-wish i could be a girl, and that way you’d wish i were your girlfriend boyfriend!

when I was a young boy...

note game

50 notes: I say something cringy ✅️

100 notes: I reveal my age ✅️

150 notes: i actually keep a consistent workout schedule

200 notes: i try and drink more water

250 notes: ill open up to my therapist more

300 notes: i try and eat more

350 notes: i drop my other socials

400 notes: i will attempt to get a gf

450: i take better care of hygiene

700 notes: I walk down to the lake and jump off the bridge

1500 notes: i will ask my mom for a binder

@shoves-teeth-back-in-place @coquette-corpsie

@phantom-scares

deactivated-blog

you know what to do.

@homosexuality-offical @ribcage-offical @mlm-god-offical @satan-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @evil-bread-offical @evil-duck-offical @duck-offical @evil-talking-sword-official @plague-doctor-offical @plague-doctor--offical @mothman-offical @pirate-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @blacknailpolishoffical @whitenailpolishoffical @god-offical @official--eve @archangel-raphael-offical @jeff-offical

#motivation #besties #you got this #evil sword #swordposts

Seems I was late to this –was busy committing violence by swordplay–, doing pretty awesome already hehe.

family tree time:

My pets: @birdie-offical

My weapons: @evil-talking-sword-official

Parents: @grim-reaper-offical and @rumissecretblog

My besties: @teeth-offical and @wendigo-offical

My partner of the romantics: nobody. :(

My siblings: @mothman-offical @faa-offical, @red-solo-cup-offical, @the-figure-offical, @grims-horse-offical, @knife-offical, @grim-reapers-scythe-offical, @guillotine-offical, @prophet-offical, @throckmorton-offcal, @weatherboy-offical, and @teeth-offical

Uhhhhh

My children: (I don't remember if I have any)