Be defiant

Avid fan of soup. 19

[evil-wild-lesbian-wizard]

Pussy so cool that they took a screenshot

[kosmogrl]

[samreich]

choose your fighter

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can meet people their own age

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can hit on senior citizens that are way too young for them

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[kropotkindersurprise]

[capitanpoops]

oh no he's hot

[pukicho]

I got whatever ADHD is called

[ineedtestosterone2763]

ADHD is called ADHD.

[pukicho]

That’s the one

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot in the neck and bled out and died and his legacy is reduced to a joke

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[wincingthenightaway]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[hisowntruly]

Exactly this too

[eddiegayass]

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

[sketchinfun]

Calling myself out