Evil Dumpling

Just another blog that blogs everything and anything, though I must warn you : fangirl alert!

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…and she’s gone 

[woodelf68]

Another victim of the Void.

[snitchwillow]

I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”

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I woke my bf up by cackling for WAY too long over this

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[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“THIS IS HOW IT ENDS”

[staff]

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[evildumpling]

jughead: reggie, give me a break-

reggie: break? 😂😂 BREAK? 😂 👏 😂 No time 🚫🚫 for breaks when the grind 🏃 👟 never stops ❌❌❌. mantle 😳 😳 the magnificent 💯 💦 💯 💦 is ON it. while you're resting ❌ 🏃 im FLEXING 💪 😈💪 😈💪 going for GOLD 🏆 🔥🏆and chasing my dreams 👊👊 Psalms 🙌 🙏 91:2 💯👌

[evildumpling]

Veronica: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Cheryl: Which one? I can't do both.

[danielle-lol]

We had no idea

[evildumpling]

[evildumpling]

Jughead: Happiness is for people who have chosen to be blind to the world around them, I am a writer misery is my best friend

Betty: Hi Juggie

Jughead:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[stavvers]

I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.

She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about. 

If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it. 

[captainlordauditor]

…Oh my God.

[peregrinelight]

hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise that was her “negative” gryffindor trait was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off

[witchtips]

Witch Tip #154

Wearing a peach pit around your neck will ward off evil.

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Bad witch tip: several peach pits and a sling shot will ward of everything else

[dharmagun]

worse witch tip: a few peach pits correctly distilled will produce cyanide, which should sort yer problems out nicely.

[breelandwalker]

Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Evil

[copperbadge]

Magrat, Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax. 

[koujaaku]

because no pairing with a large age gap is complete without this, yeah?

[eggtartemoji]

oh my fucking god

[diarygirls]

how good are you at avoiding your responsibilities on a scale of 1 to horace slughorn turning himself into an armchair and faking his own death

[thelifeandtimesofmarauding]

Probably a “Harry avoiding solving the egg until the night before the next competition”

[tryclops]

when i said i was excited about a series of unfortunate events in 2017 i meant the tv show, not these increasingly alarming real life developments

[scamanderslife]

The Ilvermorny song!

[writing-prompt-s]

The Scarecrow and the Tinman realise that Dorothy has a heart and a brain inside her flesh. All they have to do is take it.

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[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband