EVILLLLL EVIL Wild @evilevilwild-abandoned - Tumblr Blog

it burns and im tired

..do you want a potion? a nap?

anything. i dont care what it is as long as it helps.

here, *hands you a red potion*, that should help with the burning

#we all love leg #even the EVILS #evil chain rp #evil linked universe #evil links #evil chain #evil linked universe rp #evil evil wild

okay. thanks. im not paying though.

it burns and im tired

evillwild2

me when i fall into lava for the 200th time

#evillinkeduniverse #evil links #evil chain rp #evil chain #evil linked universe rp #evil evil wild #evil wild

chat you get me

it burns and im tired

..do you want a potion? a nap?

#evil chain rp #evil linked universe #evil links #evil chain #evil linked universe rp #evil evil wild #i hope you know he’s slowly getting attached to Legend

anything. i dont care what it is as long as it helps.

it burns and im tired

#evil links #evil chain rp #evil chain #evil linked universe rp #a bug flew into his eye and got stuck under his eyelid #he’s been crawling at his eye nonstop ever since

A BUG JUST FLEW INTO MY EYE AND IT BURNS.

evil-antibard-kass

You might want to call Beedle

#evil chain #evil chain rp #evil linked universe #evil linked universe rp #evil links #evil evil wild

The bug died the moment it got stuck under my eyelid. It’s too late for Beedle. But it’s still SO ITCHY AND ARGHHRRHHHHHH

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I think I’m going to add you to my ‘should steal money from’ list. Thanks for the contribution!!

I don’t have money.

Then I’ll make you go into debt.

How.

Magic.

Elaborate before I pull out not-so-evil flora.

I don’t think I will!!! Suffer in your involuntary ignorance!!

@zelda-flora can you interrogate this guy.

I am already being interrogated by her, I believe!! I contacted her before you even have the chance!!!

That is oddly convenient!!

I manifested it.

You manifested all shit.

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu rp #evil evil wild

I am evilly flattered.

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I think I’m going to add you to my ‘should steal money from’ list. Thanks for the contribution!!

I don’t have money.

Then I’ll make you go into debt.

How.

Magic.

Elaborate before I pull out not-so-evil flora.

I don’t think I will!!! Suffer in your involuntary ignorance!!

@zelda-flora can you interrogate this guy.

zelda-flora

When the time is right, evil 2x Link. Unrelated, but would you like to come over? I’ve got a recipe I’d like for you to help me with. 😊

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu rp #evil evil wild

Okay. Sure >:3

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I think I’m going to add you to my ‘should steal money from’ list. Thanks for the contribution!!

I don’t have money.

Then I’ll make you go into debt.

How.

Magic.

Elaborate before I pull out not-so-evil flora.

I don’t think I will!!! Suffer in your involuntary ignorance!!

@zelda-flora can you interrogate this guy.

I am already being interrogated by her, I believe!! I contacted her before you even have the chance!!!

That is oddly convenient!!

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu rp #evil evil wild

I manifested it.

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I think I’m going to add you to my ‘should steal money from’ list. Thanks for the contribution!!

I don’t have money.

Then I’ll make you go into debt.

How.

Magic.

Elaborate before I pull out not-so-evil flora.

I don’t think I will!!! Suffer in your involuntary ignorance!!

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu rp #evil evil wild

@zelda-flora can you interrogate this guy.

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I think I’m going to add you to my ‘should steal money from’ list. Thanks for the contribution!!

I don’t have money.

Then I’ll make you go into debt.

How.

Magic.

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu rp #evil evil wild

Elaborate before I pull out not-so-evil flora.

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I think I’m going to add you to my ‘should steal money from’ list. Thanks for the contribution!!

I don’t have money.

Then I’ll make you go into debt.

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu wild angst #lu rp #evil evil wild

How.

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I think I’m going to add you to my ‘should steal money from’ list. Thanks for the contribution!!

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu rp #evil evil wild

I don’t have money.

I yearn for sparkling water.

I have some for 40 rupees

I have obtained sparkling water already. You were just in time for my evil brother craving salty cookies instead, however. Do you have any salty cookies.

For 20 rupees, a piece

-ttwebty onerupees per piece maybe?

Why do you guys always give me more than I ask for not that I’m complaining

SURE!

#evil chain #evil chain rp #evil evil wild #evil linked universe rp #evil linked universe #evil lu #evil lu rp #evil links #stealing things but feeling bad mid take-off is not for the weak.

[Suddenly, you feel 63 rupees and 3 salty cookies lighter- oh, wait. You have been robbed. The culprit is- yup, thhhere he goes. He’s running away…and away…aaaand he’s- wait, he’s not gone? He’s stopped dead in his tracks, for some reason.

He turns around to look you dead in the eyes,

And runs at you, holding something ginormous and evil and a VOIDISH thing within his grasp and oh Hylia oh SHIT he’s gonna THROW something EVIL at you and you’re gonna EXPLODE and DIE and COMBUST INTO NOTHING BUT SPARKLES AND-

…But, instead of feeling wounded, you feel 20 EVIL star fragments heavier.]

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

nah he can have them. go ahead

#lu rp #evil chain rp #evil linked universe #evil chain #evil evil wild

Thank you.

[In return to giving the Strange Sheikah Device Pieces to him, you got…nothing that you can hold. Nonetheless,

He will remember this.]

now I need to find these goodies more than ever or else...

What evil goodies. I can lend an evil helping hand.

it would be a big evil help if you lend me an evil hand

one of those weak goodie versions of us would be really useful to fulfill my promise... better if it's my non-evil counterpart

Oh, you mean the ‘good’ counterparts of us!

…I thought we were talking about evil baked goods.

Er, nonetheless, yea. Yea sure. Evil sure. As long as it’s not the Hyrule I have a food patch with. I’ll go and see if I can find one of the goodie Hyrules, if there’s more than one.

I don't know if there are more of my good counterparts, I evilly hope so

evil baked goods are tempting tho some salty cookies will be useful

There are not any more ‘Good Hyrule’. Just one. Who is @this-fairy-boy-needs-sugar . Oh, wait, that does bring him here, doesn’t it? Huh. Okay we’ll have EVIL fun with him. I also evilly hope there’ll be more soon.

I don’t have any salty cookies, but I have some leftover soggy raisin cookies. They go evilly well with Sparkling water. Oh, wait, I can go and get some sparkling water…Hold on you two, I’ll go get some. For both of you. (If one of you doesn’t want it, I’ll have it so it’s a win-win situation and no food goes to waste!)

you can have the leftover soggy raisin cookies, I prefer them salty

...Well, I guess now I must spend time with the weak non-evil me

#evil linked universe #evil chain rp #evil evil wild #Hyrule #EVIL hyrule

@this-fairy-boy-needs-sugar tguis thread buuduy (soerry for tge tyupos. Running rn)

I’m throwing away this sheikah device I found in my parental units storage room, it’s clearly completely useless. I am also going to cut it up with my massive sword, because it is useless.

Free sheikah device parts available!!! I don’t know what they do but they’re probably worth something!!! (^^❀*

HI. HELLO. I VOLUNTEERR. I VOLUNTER. HI. I NEED THOSE SHEIKAH PARTS. HELLO. HEYO. HAI. HI. HEY. !!!!!!! HI.

Well, I did kind of give them over to @literal-legend-rabbit, so you’ll have to ask him!! Sorry!!

Why is he everywhere. Okay. Yea. Sure. Thank you for redirecting me evil…shadow? Wait, wh????? I. Why are you bright? Do my eyes deceive me?

I ensure you I am very evil, my brightness and vague associations with the light and sun aside!! I’m practically the most evil bright around!!!

If you question me you can ask questions to my manager instead, or as I like to call her, my Massive Fucking Sword. Thanks!!!

…Okay. I’ll take your evil word for it. EVIL BRIGHT shadow. Congrats on being the first EVIL BRIGHT I have ever seen with my own two near-sighted and evil eyes.

Also. Don’t threaten me. I won’t hesitate to pull out the big guns. Okay? Okay.

Of course!!! I love being a contradicting statement. It makes people overthink things!!

I threaten whoever I want, and you don’t exactly have the advantage of being able to disperse yourself into the light now, do you?? (^^❀*

#evil linked universe #evil chain #evil chain rp #lu rp #evil evil wild #untrustworthy shadow

That’s evil. Never stop.

I dislike you greatly. Maybe you should have stayed with the Goodies. Possibly. Perchance. They probably like you because of your association with Light anyways.

Unfortunately good talk.

I yearn for sparkling water.

I have some for 40 rupees

I have obtained sparkling water already. You were just in time for my evil brother craving salty cookies instead, however. Do you have any salty cookies.

For 20 rupees, a piece