Cryptid

you know it babes gender? whats that? 20 🐩

[evilgenderywizard]

to any non-americans out there i need your thoughts and opinions on the current state of the states as of recent news

[evilgenderywizard]

congratulations to president donald j trump for being the first gay president in american history!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥳

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

[juney-blues]

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

[itsnickha]

[evilgenderywizard]

him: i really like you and i wanna treat you the way you deserve to be treated

me: prove it

him: *proves it*

me:

[evilgenderywizard]

direct quote from yours truly

[evilgenderywizard]

are you shakey and frail even though you're only in your twenty's/thirty's? do your organs like to play a game of "lets go bitch huntin" every hour on the hour? what about your reproductive health? is your digestive health barely even existent?

You may have fucking POTS!!!

@nyx-and-roses

[evilgenderywizard]

having relationship trauma then randomly getting into a healthy relationship without any warning is so weird like wdym you love me and wanna make me happy and you feel like your sole purpose in life is that

[evilgenderywizard]

conservatives are pro life until the lives are taken during a full blown genocide

[queer-as-city-folk]

So do people realize that we aren't building new train tracks when we expand the amteak network, I have multiple times seen people say that we shouldn't expand the network because it would destroy protected lands, which would be a fair criticism but Amtrak doesn't build new tracks, we use existing tracks. We are not destroying protected lands, we are using land that has already been clear for a century

[queer-as-city-folk]

Also the alternative is more highways which destroy significantly more land for less capacity than railways. So the question is do you want to keep complaining about something that isn't happening and let the environment get damaged as a result or do you want to actually learn how things work

[catboymothman]

So, wait... Were the tracks not in use at all? Or was it like *only* commercial transport on those tracks? Either way, its good that amtrak will be able to use them again, but one would be much more frustrating

[queer-as-city-folk]

Almost all rail tracks in the US are either abandoned or only used for freight rail at the moment

[mudkipspropaganda]

Jesus, we really have no excuse for having such a lackluster rail system, do we?

[queer-as-city-folk]

Sure we do! The US government hate both rail and you personally

[radiofreederry]

A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building

Move over, Lover's Lane — it seems the new hot hookup spot is ... Capitol Hill.

Fully support this

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[steamclouds]

I don't even know anymore honestly

[evilgenderywizard]

as a feral goblin of the world my hobbies include: confusing the shit out of my friends for entertainment, asking for ratings during my antics, acting like the problems they're having are subscriptions

[evilgenderywizard]

taylor swift has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever right now

[evilgenderywizard]

my favorite way to deal with stress is making playlists on spotify for how i fell in that moment