Wizbird of evil

Making a wizard blog because (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Okay, I apologize if you’ve explained this, but what was your motivation for LARPing as OSHA? I really want to hear the story of how someone commits to that for so long. Are you super passionate about workplace safety?

While I was taking the OSHA 30 hour training course (for fun), I started the blog as a way to help remeber what I was learning. It evolved from there into The Bit, and after a while I saw that I was actually helping and educating people, so that became my main goal.

My secondary goal was to stir up arguments as to whether or not it was legit because I crave chaos.

[wizardpotions]

What are the best perks of being a wizard?

the law cannot catch me because i keep moving my hidden lair with teleportation magic to avoid a small fine i picked up for stealing a pack of gum in 1998

[eville-wizbird]

I was gonna say the steamy gay sex in my wizard lair but that's a good one too

[wizard-email]

is there some sort of a document I can look to see a comprehensive history of wizardry lore on tumblr?

not that I'm aware of, we're literally just saying shit

[eville-wizbird]

Bestie sey even i don't know what the fuck is going on 90% of the time and I've been here god knows how long

[wizardpotions]

I look up to you

a wizard themed tumblr shitposter? oh no sweetheart...

[eville-wizbird]

OF COURSE YOU GET A FREE CULT, MAN WTH I SENT MY REGISTRATION MONTHS AGO

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Is it an OSHA violation to be threatened by OSHA on tumblr dot com?

No (:

[eville-wizbird]

#start running #i am closing in on your location #you can't outrun safety

I CAN IF I HOLD SCISSORS

[osha-official-the-sequel]

You can try (:

[eville-wizbird]

[osha-official-the-sequel]

You had that locked and loaded huh

[eville-wizbird]

I keep that thang (scissors) on me >:D

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Is it an OSHA violation to be threatened by OSHA on tumblr dot com?

No (:

[eville-wizbird]

#start running #i am closing in on your location #you can't outrun safety

I CAN IF I HOLD SCISSORS

[osha-official-the-sequel]

You can try (:

[eville-wizbird]

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Is it an OSHA violation to be threatened by OSHA on tumblr dot com?

No (:

[eville-wizbird]

#start running #i am closing in on your location #you can't outrun safety

I CAN IF I HOLD SCISSORS

[possumrat2]

sometimes you have a cup of coffee and it's like "oh yeah this is definitely beans"

[eville-wizbird]

[possumrat2]

sometimes you have a cup of coffee and it's like "oh yeah this is definitely beans"

[eville-wizbird]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

sorry for what i said when i was under the control of the cursed amulet :/

[othernotebooksareavailable]

don’t apologise it was hot

[wizardpostsdotorg]

can we kiss

[wizardpotions]

CLICK HERE FOR DARK AND MYSTERIOUS FORCES BEYOND OUR CONTROLL!!!

[evilwizard]

yes yes yes yes. yes yes yes yes. there is no way this could go badly

[eville-wizbird]

[pukicho]

Found some very good pics in my MSPAINT folder 

[theskabouncer]

Tastes like prion disease

[naturalkillercyborg]

[paula-of-christ]

Thus is your sign to become Catholic ☺

[anemonequeen-moved]

K

[actuallyapathy]

U

[hottest-girl-around]

N

[lettucechips]

G

[anemonequeen-moved]

P

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

O

[dragongirltitties]

W

[dragongirlknot]

P

[sexygaywizard]

E

[wizardcentral]

N

[eville-wizbird]

The wizards summoned themselves with this one

[r0zeclawz]

what if i cast a silly spell

[puddox]

6 dead 21 injured

[r0zeclawz]

sorry

[evilwizard]

not silly enough. again

[pukicho]

I don’t care about Gods wrath, it is cool to be gluttonous and slutty

[eville-wizbird]

Dionysus

[evilwizard]

there’s goop out there. sometimes stuff comes out of it. no need to fear! —this is what we call “science”

[eville-wizbird]

The scientific method is finding out what blue goop does to red goop