Where Evil Onions are made

22 🐸 she/her

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[rodserlingofficial]

Excuse me, would you all please watch my bug for a moment?

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Thank you.

[freshlydelivereddarce]

i fucked up

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[rodserlingofficial]

What a shame.

You're going to the cornfeild.

[rodserlingofficial]

I think ghosts are real. Have you ever indulged in those illusions that have you stare at an inverted image for a long while, then turn to face a blank wall? You are greeted by the negative of the image. Similarly, when you know someone for a long time, you have seen them for a long time. Not just in form but in action and impact on their surroundings. So, when they abruptly leave, you are left with the negative, they space they once filled in your life now empty. Couple this with grief, it is completely understandable for people to see long departed loved once still in the places they used to live. Ghosts are real, because the grief and love that make them up are real.

[forksthousands]

my terrible comic from yesterday 🧄🧄🧄

[mattbors]

I should get to turn this joke I made for a group chat into a 48 page one-shot.

[skellyanon]

Happy make a terrible comic day to all

[feldfrog]

[rodserlingofficial]

Wouldn't that be fucked up? Anyways I'm Rod Serling.

[wonderarium]

hey people love bloopers where the puppeteers stay in character so heres the MST3k version

[maja-paja]

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[creekfiend]

relational trauma has to be healed relationally. the best way to practice having relatively "safe" interactions with ppl is joining a hobby group/club/whatever. I've recently joined like ten Fancy Leather Bag groups on fb out of deep curiosity and interest and the communities ppl will build around literally everything I swear to god. I've seen multiple ladies in these purse groups being like "thank you everyone in this hobby for getting me through my chemotherapy" like ... sometimes we dismiss the middle aged purse lady demographic but you know what they have got is a functional community where they support each other that just happens to be centered around purses. having now read many posts from these groups for several weeks I can see that the object being collected IS important, and is certainly the superifival draw into the space as well as something that provides an immediate shared interest, the actual benefit of localish hobby/collecting spaces is largely community and social support.

those of us who are Very Online Only could stand to learn from this sort of thing I think. it doesn't have to be purses it could be anything. but like. (gestures at the purse ladies who are getting each other through chemotherapy) Shared Interest Facebook Group And/Or Subreddit has it for you. i think.

[creekfiend]

this is actually my first step of learning emotional regulation. yes yes, restful sleep and physiologically appropriate exercise and getting outside and eating nutritious meals. these are all good. but also MEET. YOUR. SOCIAL. NEEDS. you need the relational foundation to cushion you while you work on these skills! i know it's really scary because we all have relational trauma but that doesn't mean we don't have a need for social connection and support!!!

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[kosmogrl]

[dear-ao3]

if you ever have to call your internet provider I think you deserve a week of paid time off actually

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

*Columbo voice* So you were reading posts on Tumblr? Oh, that's a great website. My wife has an account on there. She showed me one about the color of the sky? Funny stuff. Although there is one thing, sir. How could you have been reading a post when no one on Tumblr has any media literacy?

[annabelle--cane]

do not let that confusing painting get one over on you. you can Win at looking at art. stare at it until it quakes in fear because you know it better than itself. that confusing painting is a deer trying to evade you and you are the archer stalking it with a quiver full of your greatest weapon: Your Eye Balls.