deactivated!!

leaving this blog up for posterity, but i'm probably not coming back

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

As a queer person, I know what it’s like to seek parental approval I shouldn’t even want. That’s why this Pride I’m partnering with Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation-

[clubpenguist]

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

[zingring]

Good luck, kiddo

[sasquatch-spotted]

Are you satisfied, op? When will it be enough?

[andhumanslovedstories]

I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough

[andhumanslovedstories]

You guys I had this whole fucking bit planned. I was gonna pathetically beg for notes for months. It was gonna be a whole progressively building thing. But you guys were, and I say this with complete affection, so fucking annoying to me personally and to everyone who follows you. Again, I really phoned this in. Some of you guys were just like “what if I replied every letter of the alphabet one at a time and then did it again.” And then reblogged it 30 times. That’s so much work to make some numbers go up and again so annoying to so many people. You all should be proud. I did literally ask for this. Your weird level of work made me feel connected to a sea of strangers who wanted me to succeed but also, and again I say this with affection and love, annoyed me deeply along the way.

[d0n-d13g0]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

The perfect conclusion to this saga

[aropride]

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

[harlequinchaos]

[transarsonist]

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

[transarsonist]

Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point

[max1461]

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

[max1461]

you understand

[streetkit]

PSA FOR TWITTER MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR

Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me

[streetkit]

PSA FOR REDDIT MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR

Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me

[narutwitter]

[thesmegalodon]

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

[thesmegalodon]

after the initial shock of being plunged into the icy cold lake of seeing my childhood action figures caressing each others sweaty chests in a gentle, hidden moment after a battle, i’ve been able to get my wits about me and realize that yeah, i’m kinda with it

[shittymoviedetails]

[silentwalrus1]

It’s 2022 and i’m having Bleach meta thoughts. Ok. So. Bankai, in Bleach, ostensibly requires you to understand and connect with your sword on a profoundly deep level. Your sword is a manifestation of a part your soul, and especially your will, which we see stated explicitly during Urahara’s first little training montage, where he tells Ichigo that his blade is his will to cut, and if Ichigo’s will to cut can’t overcome and match his, his sword and his ass are gonna be toast every time. This is why things like intent and resolve matter more than technical skill when they’re whacking each other with their swords, and why Ichigo’s arc works at all - because it’s not JUST swords, it’s manifestations of their souls! 

Furthermore, it actually makes sense that a qualification for Seireitei captaincy is achieving bankai - not just bc of the Wooo Big Powerssss thing, but bc it demonstrates that you’ve aligned yourself with your purpose and will. You have the drive to master yourself and the control to then aim that drive. So the sword becomes a physical representation of the concept of these qualities of leadership - someone who is dedicated in one direction and disciplined in themselves is generally gonna achieve what they go after much better than someone who isn’t. We see exactly this play out in Renji’s arc, with his dead on the nose two-ended CatDog zanpakutou - only when he loses his internal conflicts and indecision and aligns himself to one goal can he achieve bankai! So it’s a valid metric of qualification for leadership in bleach! This stupid fucking anime makes sense! God fucking damn it! 

[silentwalrus1]

What about Kenpachi, you ask. Kenpachi is not an officer, he is a fucking siege weapon. They literally only have him as a captain because it’s better to have him inside pissing out than outside pissing in. And my god, that dude was pissing

[memewhore]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[dunkstein]

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

[euforri]

alt! vash (au)

[log6]

"Naboo isn't ready for us!" like Naboo has never seen 4 Coruscanti high society bitches hopped up on refined Spice recklessly driving an airspeeder their parents bought for the price of a small continent

[p00pdev1l-deactivated20230917]

reasons for breaking up with vash / nai? 🎤

vash: i really have no reasons for vash, hes just...a good guy, char said it best here, and i agree wholeheartedly, i mostly see it happening as a mutual thing, but honestly...you'd probably just end up going back to him

nai: misunderstandings (on both ends), nai seems very possessive and obsessive (and not in the fun way, unless you're into that), i also can see him being very avoidant, especially when it comes to emotions, or overly emotional, its just a rollercoaster with him