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[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Apparently I have to do this?

Somehow someone installed a mailbox around where I live?

I'm EX, he/they pronouns.. I would prefer for you not to send me something, but I can't exactly stop you.

Affiliated mailboxes!

Heya, it's @0zon3 again..

Ooc will be signed off with (- 🌌)

BIG DISCLAIMER, I don't watch X's previous or recent episodes, and idk how EX canonically acts, this is all guessing and basing off of vibes alone.

!! Won't do nsfw !!

AGAIN, RESTATING, THIS IS PURELY VIBES. DON'T EXPECT ME TO ACT EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER.

if I don't answer an ask its probably because either I haven't gotten to it, or I'm not comfortable answering it ((rare, but it can happen.))

I'm okay with shipping, but I mainly ship helsex/exhels, will hear you out on other ships if I like it

Anyways, transmasc ex real.

Tags

→ #💥; Danger Warning

In character/roleplay

→ #🚨; Lava Flow

Answering asks

→ #⚡; Out of the danger zone

Ooc

See y'all!

[welkaster]

they so evils

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

There's this guy and his name is evil xisuma. Evil xisuma is xisuma, but evil, and he wants to take over hermitcraft. Evil xisuma gathered the alter egos of other hermits to help him.

Basically his small army consists of him, and people such as supervillain hotguy, human cleo, and super sweet, friendly, horse lover joel. So like the roundabout of each hermit.

I like to imagine specifically for etho and grian their roundabouts are eefo and grain, who basically have split custody over a brain cell.

Evil xisuma and his army live in season 9 but move to season 10 when it finishes. They were also the reason the moon crashed in season 8.

None of the hermits know of them but xisuma and doc who each season have to make sure the roundabout hermits arent able to join.

.

[rhapsoddity]

so i did painting practice, this time with portraits

so have a couple Evil X portraits

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

After seeing Xisuma newest Pre-Release video and seeing Evil X taking him away. (In reality Xisuma's gone on vacation and hired someone to do the 'snapshots' videos for the time). I like to believe that every time Xisuma is gone on vacation, he's actually kidnapped by Evil X

Evil X is actually the one on vacation, and kidnapping Xisuma is just such a fun activity.

-Mod Mleem

[boobilby]

Oooh maybe Zedaph (or wormman) and Evil X hanging out for the requests please?

Your local superhero and his sidekick, the devil!

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

@zeds-mailbox

[starcrystal717]

Say cheese!

Hadm day 21! X and Evil X are taking a photo together

[xisumas-mailbox]

@evilxisumas-mailbox

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[solacebean]

Late Hermit-A-Days

Day 1 - Impulse

Day 3 - Tango

Day 4 - Fav Alt Hermit (Evil Xisuma!)

Day 5 - False

Day 6 - Mumbo

Haven’t been posting these guys so they’re technically late lol but I HAVE been doing them! I’m trying to finish all my keychain designs so it’ll be easier when the time comes for future preorders (currently shiny divorced duo is on preorder on my Etsy but there are PlansTM)

[itswibb]

Bro I had no design for this little stinky guy 😭

[omgitsbeewave]

so its a biiit later than last ones BUT JUST LOOK IM SO HAPPY

for this one used @fitzs-space's designs for lovely Wormman and Evil X. i love them so so much. i could just look into every single detail on their works. the way they draw... they put just so much care into all what they do and i dont need to know it, i can see it. and im with my zedaph and xisuma stuff hyperfixation could NOT stop studying Fitzs' arts. i just have my usual few weeks in months when i look through their art tag and admire every single pixel drawn. i wish them all well!!

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

@zeds-mailbox

[thewildersalem]

Evil Xisuma for Day Four!

I’ve never actually drawn EX, but my Xisuma design is a bug, so I just made him red and more spikey :p

[bow-hermit-occasionally]

today’s bow is on… evil xisuma!

@aries-of-spades can’t answer an ask twice, so here you go!

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

"oh."

[awoart114253]

I want to be like you.

[madscience]

gave them some armour yay !

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

They'd been able to get home after the interaction with that hermit.. so why were they back??

Why were they walking around the shopping district? Using the excuse of studying the hermits for another go at world domination..

Staying mostly in the shadows and watching anyone passing by

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he had finished looking through everyone’s shops, checking for violations, doing his poe stuff. Now the pants were back on, and he was shopping, humming happily to himself as he holds a diamond in his hand and looks around the shops that were set up]

[he notices someone in the shadows, pausing to stare back at them. Hm. Theres the guy that killed him the other day… what was his name again..]

ex!

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Momentarily jumping, they cross their arms, taking a step back. They totally weren't here to talk to Skizz.

They were here to.. know his weaknesses. yeah..

[skizzs-mailbox]

Hey there dude!

[he moves closer, a big smile on his face]

how ya doing?

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

"I was better before you came over here."

His eyes flicker down to Skizz's neck, upper half of helmet actually gone, showing off long tied up white hair that.. definitely needs a proper combing

Properly seeing half of his face, there's scars littered all around.

[skizzs-mailbox]

[theres a faint scar on skizz’s neck- unlike most of the others, his deaths leave marks. Probably due to the fact he wasnt born a player]

well oops- as long as youre still okay with me around, id like to stay and chat

[he smiles. He finds it nice that theyre both pretty scarred up- not many others, minus scar himself, that have a lot of scars]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Schooling their expression from seeing the scar, they roll their eyes.

"whatever."

Claws ever so slightly tightening on their arms,

[skizzs-mailbox]

I like your hair, the colour adds to your.. evil look-

[he doesnt know what else to call the other’s look]

have you tried different styles with it? I feel like two braids would look good!

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Claws tightening their hold, it stares at Skizz in an 'what did you just say to me?' way

I mean.. he has tried different styles, and braids were very fun.. but he's evil! He can't be evil with a fun hairstyle.

[skizzs-mailbox]

A different hairstyle would add to the whole villain thing. Show that youre putting in effort to look evil and awesome-

[he chuckles]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

"im already evil and awesome without a different hairstyle."

Its not even visible most of the time

Suddenly unclenching his claws, there are small indents that he quickly hides with his hands,

[skizzs-mailbox]

You are, yeah, but you can be even cooler-

[he notes the indents, but doesn’t mention it. He doubts ex would like if he did mention them]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Looking away briefly,

"...how's the neck?"

They don't apologize, simply looking at the scar again

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he shrugs]

Doesn’t hurt anymore! Plus not even the first time I’ve been beheaded so it really wasn’t that bad

[he grins happily at the other like he isn’t talking about dying-]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Looking over all of his visible scars, they look away and doing nothing. Letting the sound of their mask's filter fill the silence

Eyes, for a moment, showing worry before masking their emotions again

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he chuckles and shrugs, smiling]

perks of being part of death games with idiots- you get used to death.

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

His eyes flick over, players willingly die??

"why do you do that?"

He doesn't clarify,

[skizzs-mailbox]

Join the death games?

[he hums, shrugging as he thinks over his answer]

Grian looked happy when he offered it the first time, and I couldn’t say no to that face- and then.. that game kinda sucked yeah. I made friends, teams, aand then was betrayed and filled with bloodlust. I didn’t kill before then. Then there was the second one, and I couldn’t say no again- and by the 4th one I was in too late to leave!

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

That.. didn't sound good to Ex.. but who was he to tell? He would constantly kill X when given the chance.. but still..

".."

Looking over, ex is giving a look. Weather it's a good look or not, it's a look.

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he gives a shrug and smiles]

hey! it can be fun! ive gotten a lot closer with a lot of my friends through them!

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Shaking their head. How was he so.. cheerful? He reminded them of Worm Man..

Pulling out their comm, they squint, starting to walk out of the shaded area. Walking around the shopping district and allowing Skizz to follow. Actually.. they have no clue where anything is here.

Not allowing themself to ask a player any questions, they walk aimlessly around the district looking.. very confused

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he follows happily, a smile on his face. spotting the other's confusion, he speaks up]

whatcha looking for?

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

"paint."

'dont say anything.' they think, looking back at the comm.

"and flour."

Realizing they can say one word to completely change what might first come to mind, they obviously take that chance

"and glue."

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he doesnt at all question about what ex could make with that-]

well.. i have some paint in my banner shop you can have, i think xb's place would be most likely to have flour.. and joel sells slime which is close enough to glue right?

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

"..cool."

He starts walking.. the complete wrong direction to any of the shops mentioned

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he gently puts his hand on ex's shoulder and turns him towards xb's shop]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

"I had it."

No he didn't. But he wasn't going to admit it.

Walking into the shop, he looks around. Finding the flour he looks at the prices

There's a bunch of noise, why was it so loud, and what is "it"? Oh and he has absolutely no diamonds with him, but anyways, loud.

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he keeps following, humming a tune as they walk]

Mhm. Wont disagree with you there. Probably wouldve found something walking that way-

[as ex looks over the flour, he whistles and checks the ender chest, digging through some random items. .. yep theres his diamonds]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Staring at the flour, he considers just stealing

I mean... He could distract Skizz just long enough to..

[skizzs-mailbox]

Here!

[he smiles and offers over the diamonds before ex could think any further on that plan]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Grabbing a couple things of flour, he takes the diamonds needed.

Dang, and here he had a full idea! Just had to figure out the details.

"paint?"

He moves to walk out of the shop

[skizzs-mailbox]

my banner shop is over there! i got some you can take. any specific colour you want?

[he starts heading towards the giant record/banner shop, assuming that ex would follow]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

"."

Following, he momentarily clenches his hands, claws leaving little marks

He actually.. doesn't know what colours he wants or needs.. the list just said "paint"

[skizzs-mailbox]

.. how about you just pick when we get there?

[he fills the silence, holding open the door for ex]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

" 'kay"

They walk in, immediately looking at the hanging banners.

[skizzs-mailbox]

[he lets ex look around, going and checking on how many diamonds he had earned from this shop that he had spent hours making banners for-.. hm. two. he sighs and closes that chest]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Looking over at him, he walks over leisurely, having figured out the colours he needs

"have you got red, black, pink, and yellow dye?"

[skizzs-mailbox]

yep! i have all of that

[he opens a chest and starts piling dye on the counter]

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Squinting at the dyes, he takes them and puts them in his inventory, eyeing Skizz while doing so

[skizzs-mailbox]

[biggg happy smile]

do you need any more?

[evilxisumas-mailbox]

Shaking his head, he takes a step back,

"uh, last thing now?"

[awoart114253]

hehehe