god damn it

hell on earth

[weaver-z]

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

[famicom]

sentences to explain to a 14th century monk

[r-e-i-d]

Sentences to explain to a 21st century me

[pyrotechnicstars]

Yum Yum

[pyrotechnicstars]

Just remindmng you about yummy sensei

[dearkaede]

This game is literally the most realistic in respects to a high school experience but what the actual fuck

[m-dopa]

Will you burn with me for the rest of my life?

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

[itsanappl]

Procrastination

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[izbirakin]

Sevdiğim kediler

[your-url-is-problematic]

sound on!!!

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[valtsv]

having executive dysfunction, ADHD and just a complete lack of any conception of the workings and passage of time means that i consistently roll a critical fail in punctuality

[valtsv]

me: okay so i have to be there at 9 so i’ll get up at 7, actually get up at 7:30, get off my phone and into the shower at 7:45, finish dressing at 8, stop reading my news feed and make breakfast at 8:15, clean my teeth and leave at 8:30 with 10 minutes extra time to spare if shit goes sideways. there’s no way i can possibly be late.

me, still in my pyjamas in bed, scrolling through twitter at 08:59: motherfucker i did it again

[valtsv]

my brain with every passing second drawing towards a rapidly approaching deadline:

my last, chronically overworked, almost entirely nonfunctional brain cell: read @ 11:59 PM ✔️✔️

[whoviandoodler]

I have been trying to explain to people for years that it isn’t completely my fault I am constantly late because I am literally ready half an hour before I should go and just leave all these ‘small things’ to do right before I go and I end up going like twenty minutes late

[triple6sickshit-blog]

[sonypraystation]

bitch im on 12 frames

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

me after smoking this

[toshio]

what the fuck

[despazito]

im a russian sleeper agent and my activation words are birb, pupper, fur baby, and danger noodle

[despazito]

[weirdmageddon]

[sinkingradiocity]

[weaver-z]

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

[famicom]

sentences to explain to a 14th century monk

[r-e-i-d]

Sentences to explain to a 21st century me