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I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head. [Independant Dipper Pines RP blog.]

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     “Look, Dippin’ Sauce, I’m not sayin’ this is a terrible idea…        but it definitely isn’t a good one, either…” 

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“What? Come on, Mabel, the bucket of water is a classic. Besides, do you have any other ideas on how to prank Stan? The bucket always works, Mabel. Always.”

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     Lapis would be lying if she said she understood much more than half of what he’d said, but she got the gist. Two humans choose the name of another human when it comes into existence. After being created, gems were also designated with a name of their own, but it corresponded to the type of gem they were. This naming system seemed entirely random.

     ❝Because it’s what I am,❞ she explained in answer to Dipper’s question. It seemed simple, but after a moment of thought, it dawned on her that he wouldn’t understand. She waited a few more steps, until they were nearer the neon light and it was brighter, before placing a hand on his shoulder to gesture for him to stop.

     Turning to show him her back, brushing the ties from her dress out of the way to give him a better look. ❝That gem on my back is lapis lazuli. That gem is me.❞ She turned back again after a moment, looking down at and flexing her fingers. ❝This body you see is a physical projection and I can change it how I like. But my gem will always stay the same; it’s the most important part of me.❞

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“Hm?” He turned around to Lapis, and listened to her explanation. He didn’t think much of her before the few minutes they spent together, but now...now he’s amazed! “Oh...Oh! This-this is amazing! Oh man, a totally new species, and I’m the one to discover it! Haha, I’m gonna be famous!” He laughed to himself before looking at Lapis, and clearing his throat, calming himself down. Awkward

“Are there more of you? Like, is there a gem-alien similar to you called Pearl? Or Emerald?” So many questions ran through his head, and so he forgot he was the answerer here. Goddammit, Dipper.

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     ❝Lapis Lazuli.❞ She answered, following along beside him. Her eyes curiously glanced over the forest as she attempted to think of a good first question; she couldn’t say there was a lot she wanted to know about humans, but one or two things made her curious.

     ❝How do humans get their names?❞ Lapis asked at last, returning her gaze to Dipper. From what she had seen, human names seemed to vary with little rhyme or reason and she couldn’t figure out why any given human had the name they did.

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Lapis Lazuli? Like the rock? What a weird name. Oh well, I guess it only makes sense for aliens to have such names, but to be named after a shiny rock is a little...well, weird.

“Oh, that’s a good question. At first it’s simple, when a man and a woman have a baby together, they just name it whatever name already exists, like Alex, or Rebecca. Their last names come from their parents’ names. But then comes the thought: how did names came to be in the first place? I haven’t read too much into it, but the first cavemen propably somehow worked out a system so it’s easier to communicate with eachother.” He explained to Lapis as he saw a faint glow of neon light in the distance. Must be the ice cream shop.

“But, uh, yeah, nowadays you just name a baby when it’s born and that’s that.” He hoped that’ll be a good enough of an explenation for her. “Hey, uh, Lapis, I know I’m the one who’s supposed to be asking questions, but...how’d you get your name?”

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“Then clearly you’ve never seen a proper crystal gem. There are more than just me, y’know, down in Beach City? We live together, actually! Besides, who are you to question the purple person here, kid? I don’t think you could explain this pigment if I were just a human like you…”

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Okay, so, gems are alive now, and they can talk. Great. The alien invasion is here. “There’s more of you? How much exactly? Is it like a big army that can take over the whole earth, and enslave humanity?” These are important questions that need answers. He needs to at least gear up for the war.

“Well, you could’ve, I don’t know, fell into a bucket of purple paint when you were a kid or something like that.” Ace detective right here.

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     He seemed…Nervous as he answered. The same nervousness she had seen from Steven from time to time, but Lapis was never really sure what it was about. So she let his answer slide, however strange it sounded to her, she couldn’t say she was an expert on human culture.

     But he was offering to teach her. Getting to her feet, she brushed the dust from her skirt while seriously considering his offer. Did she really care enough about human culture to have a child teach it to her? Then again, if she was going to be trapped on this miserable rock for the foreseeable and distant future, she may as well learn a little about it. And it’d be nice, for once, to have someone answering to her instead of the other way around, as it had been for five thousand years.

     ❝That sounds fair. I should know something about this place.❞

     ❝But first, I guess I should ask. What do you call yourself?❞ If she planned to have a conversation with him, she could at least know that. 

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Alright! Now he’s at least moving somewhere instead of standing in one place. “Follow me.” He said as he stepped a little forward to lead the way. He was walking relatively fast, but not too fast, just so he doesn’t lose the blue lady in the woods. You can’t meet people, and lose them to the wilderness the same day. Only dumb people would do that, and you’re not one of them. Dipper shook his head to lose this weird train of thought. He slowed down a little as he heard the lady ask him a question.

“Oh, it’s Dipper. Dipper Pines.” He answered simply. Might as well ask her the same thing. “And what should I call you?” He wasn’t sure if the lady had an actual name or just a nickname. It’s propably blue lady. 100% blue lady.

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     She paused a moment before turning on her heel, attention back on the book as she considered. It must’ve been important to him, or was it just an important book in general? The second idea quickly went out the window upon her reading ‘squash with a human face and emotions’. She snapped it shut with one hand before turning back to offer it to him, crouching down so he might actually be able to reach.

     ❝I thought this might’ve been a book on Earth creatures, but I can see I was wrong.❞

     Lapis thought for a second that maybe Steven would like the book, but he probably wouldn’t enjoy it if she stole it from another kid for him. She wasn’t sure what kind of strange ideas he would get from it, either.

     After handing the book back, she remained crouched for a moment, eyes still trained on the item before she reached out and tapped it with her index finger. There were few things she could claim to really care about on this planet, but at least this provided a little bit of interest for her.

     ❝So if it’s not Earth creatures, what are the things this book talks about?❞

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Since the lady crouched down to him, Dipper now had a better view of her face. Woah, she’s really pretty...and blue. Is she some kind of water ghost or something? He’ll think about it later. The boy got up from the ground, and cleaned himself off. He put the journal back into it’s usual pocket before looking at the blue lady before him.

“Oh, uh, it’s a--” Wait. Should you trust this person? For all you know, this could be another shapeshifter, or an alien from outer space who doesn’t know the definition of the word peace. Then again, they didn’t attack you sight. Dipper makes a note to be suspicious about this person.  “--it’s a, uh, summer project...thing. Y-yeah, a summer project. Whenever I get bored I make a random entry in my journal about the rumored creatures around here. None of the things in this book are actually real, haha!” Acting skills come in handy in situations like this. Even if those acting skills consist of doing a silly dance in a lamb costume.

Your hat, Dipper, your hat! “I can tell you about humans if you want. We can even walk to a certain place while you’re asking questions and I’m answering them. Sounds like a good deal?” The blue lady doesn’t seem that threatning, and he’s not sharing any info on the journal, so why not give her what she wants.

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