[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[mwagneto]

some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[bitchycode]

Your pornstar name is:

Your first name + your last name

Bc it’s you. You’re a hoe.

[caturday]

[unshaped]

wasn’t expecting this

[ghostgloom-blog]

but arent you glad it hapened

[lokiarrty]

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

[finafffff-deactivated20140824]

floomph

[cocoichibanya-deactivated201708]

oh my god

[whores-deactivated20150225]

oh my god

[meanplastic]

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

[meanplastic]

one of my socks when i do laundry

[dekutree]

[kyian]

Iconic

[homunculusalphonse]

This is probably one of the best moments in Spongebob’s history.

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

wait. i have an idea.

let’s.

leave.

[lilsugarbush]

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[tag-redfield]

Why am I laughing so much

[dankmemeuniversity]

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[hotboyproblems]

Me as a financial advisor: Have you tried reblogging Moneycat?

[cartnsncreal]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—