Evyn

i’m here for the fanfics

[midnightziege]

who knew fake grass was so flammable 

from this

[sheris532]

🤣😆

[mcufam]

Loki | episode 3 - Lamentis

[kakooshi]

Levi, let me see what you have.

A knife!

YES—I MEAN N O

[iconstantlythankgodforryro]

what if i actually published something... jk... unless? 😳😳

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I’d screw myself.

Stephen: … Let’s not talk about it.

[jennysparksandtheauthority]

Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…

Here’s part of Disney’s statement…

Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.

And because context is everything…

Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.

Last, but not least:

I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.

✨Slay✨

[thetardigrape]

Disney already broke contracts with dozens if not hundreds of authors. It's vital that people hold them accountable. The bigger the name, the more the person has the ability to do that.

[flootzavut]

☝🏼 pertinent addition

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

disney: how DARE you ask to renegotiate your contract due to unforeseen events, don't you know there's a pandemic on, you need to respect that and just get over the massive amount of money we're denying you, preventing the pandemic is way more important than you being paid for your work!

also disney:

[julsgax]

THEY ARE SO DUMB

[littlefreakboyblogging-deactiva]

adam really said here’s my new secret move and then attempted murder

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

On a treasure hunt:

Peter: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way!!

Harley: No. I want my fucking gold.

[ryuichirou]

family jokes

[levizs]

“Kenny!!!”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: At my funeral, the audience will watch my favorite comfort movie and whoever checks their phone first gets disinherited.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Peter: Soup of the day implies another, possibly even more seductive, soup of the night.

[lazyexcuse]

Levi: "I typed 'bitch' into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your drive way. "

Kenny: "..... "

Levi: "vroom vroom motherfucker"

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Anything you break comes out of your allowance!

Peter and Harley: We don't get an allowance!

Stephen: Well, now you know why.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Harley: Does it still count as arson if you had a really good explanation? I don’t have one, I’m just curious.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Mordo: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.

Stephen: And that will knock him out ... even more?

Mordo: That will kill him.

Stephen: Do I have to?

Mordo: Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.