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This morning, in a walk, I saw three ant wars, and said as a joke that we live in a violent place... Since then a Jew and a cop where killed by a guy with a gun near a food-store I went a few times.......

Two version of the same dialogue

-Forgive me, I mistook you for Saruman. -I am Saruman V1 (Cannon) , or rather, Saruman as he should have been. V2, (Funnier) I know we Istari look quite alike, but the color coding should have been clear enough...

#lotr #gandalf #saruman

אין א לאָך

לאָך ,לאָך what is is word? It means a hole.

אין דער ערד

What does ערד means? It sound like erdő, or like earth, yes it is earth

האָט געוווינט

געוווינט is, i think a gerond, because of the -גע prefix... Nah, it is a past participle, it means lived.

אַ האָביט

האָביט, האָביט what is this world. It is not in the yiddish cultural dictionary... Not in www.cs.uky.edu/~raphael/yiddish/dictionary.cgi... Not here archive.org/details/englishyiddishan00harkuoft/page/242/mode/2up either... What could that misterious word be?

#yiddish #bilbo baggins #the hobbit

If someone has an heat stroke or heat exhaustion, and you can cool them with ice packs, firstly put them in a towel or cloth because we don't want to ice burn, and put the ice pack either under the shoulder or between the thighs. Those are the most efficient place to put it in order to cool someone. And when you're out, try to stay in the shadows...

Leftists love to pull the “what you would be doing in nazi Germany is what you’re doing now” card in reference to different things across the world. Yet they fail to self reflect and realize that that statement applies wholly to them. If ya’ll were living in nazi Germany you’d be Hitler’s biggest fan! He’d go up on that podium and say he wants to “exterminate all the baby murdering zionists from the world!!” and ya’ll would be hollering and cheering.

Cant even say I’m wrong with how many nazis turn up to “pro-Palestine” protests and the shit ya’ll be chanting and doing.

To be fair, the Leftists today act like when the Nazis came to power: they promote antisemitism and attack the centrist a lot more than the far right. German leftists could have stopped the World War 2 and the Holocaust in the ballot box and refused to do so...

tankies will die on the hill of "the Soviet Union was an ideal model for society" as if the soviets weren't just another form of authoritarians

The Soviet Union was an "ideal" model for society in the sense that it was purely based on ideas with a complete disregard of reality. And when such society is inevitably confronted by reality coming knocking at its door, if their answer it "Eh, we have a monopoly on violence!", we end up with authoritarianism...

l3gendarycatlover

"Academic" articles that refer anachronistically to ancient Canaan and Israel as "palestine" and to a "palestinian people" living there are like if they referred to "the indigenous Canadian people of North America circa 2000 BCE." It's incoherent nonsense.

Especially since there was a kingdom of Palestine toward 1000 BC, based in Turkey...

l3gendarycatlover

You mean philistia? That was on the coast of canaan/Israel around gaza and Ashdod, not in anatolia, but it was an aegean greek colony. And palestine has even less to do with the philistines than massachusetts has to do with the Muhsachuweeseeak; at least in the latter case the colonisers overlapped temporally with the peoples whose names they appropriated.

Nah, there was a kingdom of Palestine or Walistin in Southweast Turkey/Northern Syria, with possibly a capital at Tal Tayinat in today's Turkey. It is not the same thing as the philistine... If somebody describe a Bronze Age people as "Palestinian", it probably should be that kingdom

l3gendarycatlover

"Academic" articles that refer anachronistically to ancient Canaan and Israel as "palestine" and to a "palestinian people" living there are like if they referred to "the indigenous Canadian people of North America circa 2000 BCE." It's incoherent nonsense.

Especially since there was a kingdom of Palestine toward 1000 BC, based in Turkey...

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

"ooh I wish every 25 year old woman would start retinoid so they don't deal with fine lines in their 30's!" we need to kill Instagram dermatologists

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

yayy I'm using my diploma to push insecure women into using strong topical medication without actual medical guidance all for the sake of looking younger!!!! yippee!!!

sweaterkittensahoy

You need sunscreen so you don't get cancer. Everything else is just goo.

Moisturizer can also be useful...

misguidedandperplexed

Every so often I'll have a Realization that a secular name is actually a translation of a name from the Torah or another Hebrew word. They're not necessarily difficult to connect (though some spellings are truly wild) but I just never made the connection before.

The most mind-blowing one for me was Ichabod (איכבוד), but today's Realization is Tobias (טוביה).

knight-of-skyloft

Elizabeth (אלישבע) got me real bad.

misguidedandperplexed

How did they even get from Elisheva to Elizabeth??

Is now a good time to also mention that the inconsistency of yud being translated into J or I or E makes me mad? There's like no rhyme or reason to it. If you're going to steal our names at least be neat about it!

Susan/Suzannah coming from Shoshana was one that was hiding in plain sight for me

On the flip side, it boggles me to no end that Isabel also comes from Elisheva and not from Izevel. Like look at those two Hebrew names and tell me which one is closer to the end result.

And Jessica is יִסְכָּה (Yiscah)

Listed among the descendants of Haran in early Bereishis, possibly another name for Sarah Imeinu

misguidedandperplexed

WHAT!?

disfiguredgrace

finding out safed was how most non jews said tzfat made me kind of queasy actually that is fucking nothing like the actual word

i think they call שכם nablus?!? not one of the letters are in the hebrew

They don't call Shechem Nablus. The Roman destroyed Shechem and built a colony next to it, called Neapolis. Nablus come from Neapolis.

Christians and Jews would do well to be reminded of Pikuach nefesh, the law that states that every bigoted garbage belief they have is overruled by the need to save lives.

1. Not what pikuach nefesh means. At all.

2. Christians don't have pikuach nefesh. It's not part of their religion. It's solely Jewish.

3. Do not lump Jews in with Christians because we don't have the same beliefs or religion or, really, anything in common. They stole our Tanakh and "revised" it, but that's it.

4. Keep your weird antisemitism to yourself.

Christians infamously do not believe in pikuach nefesh, they believe in martyrdom, which is complete opposition to that.

There is martyrdom in judaism... Dying Kiddush Hashem is a thing

The romanticization of the Bund (which I'm not gonna lie, I get to a certain extent) ignores the uncomfortable truth that there has never been a way to be Jewish that protects you. There were still pogroms and oppression and antisemitism when the Bund was a viable force and alternative to Zionism.

I don't under being a fan of a political organisation without knowing what their program were. Like what does the non-territorial nationalism that the Bund was in favor to means concretely?

Well it tracks with their love of the pro palestine cause which is just a cover for terrorism.

bundists were nationalist in the country they lived in, rather than wanting Israel. They believed in strengthening national ties not based on territory, but rather wherever they lived by participating in the life there but uhhhh goyim werent happy about that

I was under the impression that their Jewish autonomy within Russia was more based on school segregation, and segregation in all the cultural spheres (newspaper, theater, political organisations and the like)...

The romanticization of the Bund (which I'm not gonna lie, I get to a certain extent) ignores the uncomfortable truth that there has never been a way to be Jewish that protects you. There were still pogroms and oppression and antisemitism when the Bund was a viable force and alternative to Zionism.

I don't under being a fan of a political organisation without knowing what their program were. Like what does the non-territorial nationalism that the Bund was in favor to means concretely?

ulyssessimpsongrant

Seeing chronically online larpers being brain broken about Artemis II is funny because they keep yelling about colonialism and like. Yeah colonialism bad but… there is no life to colonize on the fucking moon, guys.

Once again people who think the problem with colonization was the migration and not the slaughtering and subjugating of the inhabitants who were living there first.

Nobody lives on the moon. It's fine that we put our flag there.

notaplaceofhonour

I wonder if they even know why they think it’s bad? what’s their reasoning? are they picturing, like, Moon Columbus? I’m genuinely curious

Oh it's because space is objectively cool and if doing space exploration includes an American flag then that means the American flag is involved in a cool thing which is not allowed. NASA is considered propaganda. I used to be one of these people sadly.

frustratedasatruar

So, they've locked themselves into believing that Linguistic Drift is fake, right? At least as pertaining to words like colony. Those words have immutable meanings that reach back in time unchangeably, and differently didn't just serve to refer to any form of human migration.

Our chronically online weirdos can't drop that ridiculous idea, because then they'd have to stop quote mining every historical Jew who ever used the word "colonize," and they'll never do that.

So, they are left with a question: "Moon Colony, colonialism question mark???"

By wanting to migrate to colonize the Moon, we are living out white supremecist eurocentric dreams of white yeoman farmers finding terra nullis to expand into. This is inherently sinful Racist Actually.

Don't ask about how the Polynesians got to all those different little islands.

What would they think about an ant colony?

sweaterkittensahoy

Is there a PDF program that allows me to edit PDFs and isn't on a fucking subscription fee? Can I just spend a hundo and have something I can pull pages from? Does anyone know of one?

I don't want to pay 15 bucks a month for a program I use on and off. Let me give you a hundo and leave me alone.

I think LibreOffice could do it...

Edit: LibreOffice Draw can do it!

earlymodernlesbian

Anyone know good vegan alternatives for the blood of Christian children in the matzah? I keep experimenting with flaxseed but I just haven’t been able to find the right substitute

pusheenthenerdcat

its still sort of funny to me that the "lets drink the symbolic blood of jesus" religion accused the "blood is NOT kosher check your eggs for any teeny tiny contamination" religion of eating blood

They like to accuse other religions of copying xtianity in an *evil* way... They did the same thing with mythraist when they were a thing

If communists were to vote for that Marx Zentrum guy in 1925 Germany, they would have very possibly stopped the Nazis...

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