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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@ewww-something
everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
hey op real quick what the Actual fuck
Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing
y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…
I’m living
All I want in life is a toaster that makes the toast fly
So this is in the "behind the lyrics" on Spotify and it's also one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read .
I'm so glad he officially is a member of our community now.
I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
bro do you realize you met aliens
not unusual for a kmart
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
cursed music
The domestication of dogs started with a small number of particularly trusting, optimistic humans and a small number of particularly trusting, optimistic wolves looking at an extremely dangerous competing apex predator and thinking ”maybe it’s friendly.”
Pure, good post
hot take: instead of making people turn into cats via Magic Shenanigans, they should just act like them.
“Dude, it’s already 8:30, get out of bed and- OW! You little shit, you scratched me!”
“You dare command me, foolish mortal?! Approach my Blanket Throne again and perish!”
“Fine, you spoiled brat, I’ll pick up coffee and donuts on the way.”
“…acceptable. Carry me to my metallic carriage at once, peasant!”
Happy 34th birthday to the greatest song ever recorded
Happy 35th
@writing-prompt-s Here you are.
Take a moment and read this. All of them are gold
yes FOOD
The meme game is too strong
Caesar: oh my god brutus wtf is that in your hand broslice
Brutus:
Anyone with a dog profile pic is to be immediately trusted
What’s you credit card number
Maybe we forget our dreams because they show us things we mustn't see. They show us horror beyond imagination, they show us the things we forgot for a reason.
Or maybe, during our dreams we experience joy and happiness that fills us up from head to toes and we forget about it because the reality would seem numb and grey.
Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.
Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!
Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).
Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:
I like how this is presented as factual information
Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same
This post destroyed me
