absolute shit show

24 | she/they | ha gay

[lesbianbloodritual]

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

[socialmaya]

[officialdragonposts]

official dragon post

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[suigintou]

lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[the-quasar-hero]

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

[dreamyslothbunny]

WRONG! Time travel beam

[the-quasar-hero]

[boyflesher-deactivated20230106]

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

[kingcatnine]

one of my mutuals was in my dream but it wasn't a fun one so I can't be like oh hey you were in my dream! yeah you got maimed with a hacksaw and we had to take you to the hospital. because that's an insane thing to say to someone you're not on a hacksaw maiming basis with.

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[keikomivra]

BONUS

ECHO (2024) + SERIALIZD REVIEWS

[strayklds]

han 🤝 stays when lee know does anything

[babygirldilf]

This genre of minsung photos (aka adoring each other) >>>>>

...I love them your honor

[sexchangedotcom]

horror is really really good because the guys are always wet and sticky and gooey. theyre always covered in some sort of liquid <3 the only other genre where you get that is gay porn

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

"a man could never get away with this" I have never seen a man not get away with something in my life

[thebestestwinner]

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

this is what i say when anything happens ever

[libraryfag]

Wales is to fantasy girlies what korea is to kpop stans.