The Good Stuff

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

listen; i know they’re not my characters, but am i the only one that thinks a double wedding is super out of character for both izzy and jace?

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

i’ve had enough of “die on this hill” hollanov edits, when it’s clearly troy barretts november 2020 crashout song

[dnpstardust]

“Phil was my safe space, you know, you were my first boyfriend”

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

i have exactly five requirements for season 2 and they’re called troy barrett, harris drover, wyatt hayes, zane boodram and luca haas

that’s all.

[mikeyinthemaking]

the way ilya gently but firmly moves shane's hand out of the way so he can grab the back of shane's thighs and lift him up on that counter..... this has done something to my brain that cannot be undone

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

Absolutely insane

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

Absolutely lethal

[danrifics]

[gerardwaysbob]

diva that's science

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

the people who hate nesta must have never had family and/or friends who struggle with addiction and self destructive behaviour

[kataraavatara]

my understanding of juriangate is that he is being cancelled for saying evil things while pretending to be evil. and you know what? your terms are acceptable. we should all hate characters for what they did while pretending to be evil and act like it’s a reflection of who they truly are. in totally unrelated news i have something to say about rhysand.

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

boe nicknames

lucien: lu

jurian: jay or jj

vassa: vee (jurian calls her birdie, cause hes an asshole)

[tuzna-pesma-snova]

Lucien: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Vassa: *turning to Jurian* How tall are you?

[yaralulu]

why do the band of exiles have a bright pink couch in their house and why do i just know jurian was the one who bought it.he got it as a joke to piss lucien off and they never got the chance to return it, now they’re all too attached to it and can’t bring themselves to replace it.like yeah it’s the most atrocious couch you’ll ever see but it’s their couch 🤷.

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

or or or the manor was where graysen and elain were supposed to live when they got married and the couch bought for/picked by elain - when she became fae graysen wanted to be rid of the house and everything in it

[exactlyscrumptiousdinosaur]

Future ACOTAR predictions/headcanons

The possible betrayal in the next book will happen in the night court, from one of the twins (my money's on Cerridwen), if not both - they are spies and live in the heart of the court. This will leave Elain heartbroken and without her little circle of friends, she'll realise she doesn't really belong in the NC. This leads to her wanting to go back to the human realm. The only people she really knows there are the BOE, cue Elucien romance.

Eris: I have a theory that he raised his brothers (atleast the five in the middle). Beron hates their mother and knows she would have loved to raise her own babies. The moment they were weaned, Beron probably took them and threw them at Eris. Beron wasn't gonna raise any kids and he didn't trust a nanny to take care of his heirs, so Eris would have to do. Imagine Eris managing districts with a toddler on his lap. Also, the alliance between Eris and the NC will be revealed and Eris will have to flee with his dogs. In this book there will be a pivotal moment between Eris and Lucien, where much of Eris' true character will be revealed.

Mor and Azriel will finally have the talk and Azriel will get closer to Gwyn

Lucien already knows he isn't Berons son (he's not stupid) and maybe even knows about Helion, alternatively he will learn

Vassa returns to the lake and Lucien and Jurian are crushed

Speaking of Jurian, he finally gets the chance to apologise to Miryam. Generally just more Jurian, please.

Big battle

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies