A Good Time??

I just have this for fun

[exaphyteuniverse]

Not finished but I'm working on it :)

[exaphyteuniverse]

Yeehaw I did the art yall after being gone for how long who knows but woo!!

[guccimaldonado-deactivated20190]

Adult realization #638

You will move out. You will finally do your hair the way you want. And dress the way you want. You will find someone who loves you for everything that you are (and aren’t). You will get that tattoo. And probably many more. People will use the right pronouns. You will meet people just like you. And time really will heal the wounds of living at home.

It gets better.

[thatkidnamedmichi]

Thank you omg

[anxiousblackho]

oh my god I needed this so much right now, thank you.

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

[weetbixgod]

Babies have no concept of object permanence

[usefulnewt]

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

[birchdoors]

minecraft mobs say: have a great day! we believe in you!

[mysillycomics]

[dogg]

[i-wrotethisforme]

No matter how many times you replay the whole timeline in your head, you’re never going to be able to pinpoint the exact moment it went wrong. Rereading months of text messages isn’t going to give you any clarity, or make it any easier. You won’t get answers out of his friends, or his horoscope, or the pictures he’s liking on his phone. Sometimes you have to tell yourself it’s not something you did, or didn’t do, and there’s nothing you could have done differently, and it’s not because you were too much to handle, nor is it because you weren’t enough. And then you have to just let go, because it’s all you can do.

[swingsetindecember]

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

[grimm-fairy]

I’m in love

[paranoidhousecats-deactivated20]

Story time: So I’m 6’2 and “big boned” as my mother would call it. This happens to me all the time and a couple years ago I managed to get the the front row of a Macklemore concert. This woman, probably 5’4, squeezes up next to me and says, “Hey, I’m here alone, do you mind if I stand in front of you?” Of course not. So we’re all having a good time, dancing around, when all of a sudden this Bro™️ is behind me telling me that I’m too tall to be in the front row and it’s not fair. Now, keep in mind that this concert was outside, in February, in Vail CO. It was FREEZING so not only am I of the stature I am but I had my hair up and a beanie on and a big coat and boots. We try our best to ignore him but Bro™️ is drunk and very clearly thinks I’m a man and proceeds to punch me in the back of the head.

LIL SIS WENT OFF, FOLKS. This tiny woman literally moved me out of the way, jumped up, and head butted Bro™️ in the face with such a fury. I thought she was going to kill him, it was truly a beautiful moment in my life.

The moral of the story is that for every tree in the wild there is a cute little birdy who will defend its shelter to the death. Stick together ladies👯‍♀️

[myselfsquared]

“My Superhero Husband” is a collection of short comics about the love between two superheroes. I got tired of superheroes being all gritty and straight, I decided to create my own, and they are happy, and there is fluff, and no one dies. 

Comic Page || Twitter || Redbubble

[loveislattes]

This is so cute!!

[pomeranian2]

[exaphyteuniverse]

Dats me but both ways lol

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[eerna]

dear Nintendo, a) thank you so so much, b) playable zelda ?? maybe? ? 

[oatmilksupremacy]

tony with morgan vs tony with peter

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[auxreate]

Have courage, be kind. xx

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

thank you

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

[pukicho]

One time I saw some dumb-dumb complain that there were too many cutscenes with Zelda in it in Breath of the Wild and I was just like???

??????