This thing really knew how to induce a headache.
Buck really wasn’t sure what he was talking about
at this point, but he did detect an insult. ❝ I
don’t think my brain is puny… or maybe it is.
I never really looked at it before, man. If you
think about it though, yours is probably tinier—
you got a much smaller skull than me. ❞ As the
creature swung his cane, Buck made sure to take
a step back. Where the hell were all these
provisions coming from? ❝ I think… you just
need to chill out, y’know? Life isn’t fun when
you have all these provisions and rules to follow. ❞
Pah! Was he claiming that he, the Holy Sword Excalibur himself, was STUPID? No way in hell would he stand for that!
Hence, a trademark, ❝ Fool, ❞ burst from his invisible mouth as he stalked toward him. ❝ How dare you try & insult someone as great as me. My brain has more in it than you could ever comprehend; I’ve experienced your parents lives as well as every one of their ancestors’. To infer that I am at a level lower than trash like yourself is absolutely RIDICULOUS. ❞
Adopting a lighter tone then, Excalibur turned on his heel before tossing his cane up to balance on the end of his snout.
❝ These provisions are for the good of us both. Without them, you’d be disrespecting me & that is not something you to do legends, you see. Provision number 2 reads as follows: do not question any of my provisions. Heed this warning: a man decided once to do just that, & now, no one knows where he is. Which brings us to our next provision: look both ways before I cross the street. ❞