[pickypicnic]

[blockheadjnr]

Local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure. 

[marcitlali]

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

[slutforaesthetic-deactivated202]

Wouldn’t recommend!

[marcitlali]

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[symfoniauczuc]

[perrfectly]

[perrfectly]

[share]

“learn how to take a joke”

why don’t you learn how to make one

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[vnn0-deactivated20170912]

[cactusdad-deactivated20130719]

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

[peytonfulford]

[teenagerposts]

child: *brings up valid point on how parent is wrong*

parent: ....

parent: I don't like your tone right now

[chroniclesofpanem]

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

[bonersniper]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[jturn]

[zatom88]

[judgejudyofficial]

I’m fascinated by how much sin you people can just crank out

[movie-gifs]

CHICKEN RUN (2000) dir. Nick Park & Peter Lord