The first image is a drawing of a stick figure with a smug expression, standing in front of a giant rectangle. There is a big red button on the rectangle, labelled “Elucidate the Rapture”, and the stick figure is reaching toward it.
All of the other images are photographs of the same attractive white woman, who is wearing a bikini.
1: The woman is standing in front of a large machine labelled Eschatron 9000, smirking playfully with her finger on a red button labelled “Immanentize”.
2: She’s smiling mischievously in front of a burning house.
3: She’s fixing her hair in front of a burnt-out house.
4: She’s holding onto a stop sign to keep from being blown away by the tornado behind her. She’s staring calmly and directly into the camera.
5: She’s lying across a man’s lap, smiling and shooting lasers from her eyes and through the horrified man’s head.
6: She’s posing on a boat, while behind her a giant ship sinks into a sea of blood.
7: She’s wearing a gas mask and posing in front of a crowd that is being poison gassed by a drone.
8: She’s posing in front of a street of fleeing people, while raw meat rains from the sky.
9: She’s smiling while a bomb goes off in a city street behind her.
10: She’s kneeling on a golf course, while a monster truck drops onto a golfer behind her.
11: She’s starting to take her bikini top off, while in the background a city is being ravaged by cows suspended from hot air balloons, which are shooting lasers out of their mouths.
12: She’s now wearing a lacy white dress and is floating in the clouds. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is beside her. She’s posed demurely, in a way that shows off her wedding ring.
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